Miscellaneous: Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the... - FML

By legit - 02/03/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML

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m0nicam0nster 0

Monday 2 March 2009 18:56

yeah...clearly you WEREN'T hitting the insanely high notes if it sounded like you were screeching in pain.

sexy1 0

Monday 2 March 2009 21:02

are you a dude? that would be great!

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King_of_Kings 3

Monday 2 March 2009 12:28

Now that is funny as hell.

LinkinParkPlaya 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 23:30

YDI for singing like shi*.

yake12 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 20:29

obviously not "hitting" the high notes then were u

SydneyG 0

Friday 1 July 2011 18:51

i agree lmao

Meri_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 13:13

xDDD lmao

Melody_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 13:44

yeahs....i'm sorry!! i wouldnt EVER sing in the shower after that if i were you....just incase it happens again. *shudders* i guess its a good thing i dont sing in the shower or live with me dad...

ndrocksmysocks44 0

Monday 2 March 2009 14:46

hahahaha that is sooo awesome! funnyyyyy

heatfan89 0

Monday 2 March 2009 15:41

ya i agree it wrong but funny as hell

lalap_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 17:01

Hahahahahahahaha xD

ams_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 18:37

alicia keys sucks.

ihatemylife10000 0

Sunday 22 April 2012 1:46

Amen to that

m0nicam0nster 0

Monday 2 March 2009 18:56

yeah...clearly you WEREN'T hitting the insanely high notes if it sounded like you were screeching in pain.

sexy1 0

Monday 2 March 2009 21:02

are you a dude? that would be great!

tiernang 21

Saturday 19 April 2014 2:27

Yes

MyLifeIsPerfecto 0

Monday 2 March 2009 21:08

omg your dad saw you naked?! were you like "DAADDD NO! " ? LOL thats what i would have said probably but im not sure.

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