FML : Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming....

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Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By legit - / Monday 2 March 2009 05:22 / United States

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By m0nicam0nster | 0

#11183 - Monday 2 March 2009 06:56

yeah...clearly you WEREN'T hitting the insanely high notes if it sounded like you were screeching in pain.

By sexy1 | 0

#11359 - Monday 2 March 2009 09:02

are you a dude? that would be great!

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By King_of_Kings | 3

#10879 - Monday 2 March 2009 12:28

Now that is funny as hell.

LinkinParkPlaya | 0

#1021929 - Sunday 6 June 2010 11:30

YDI for singing like shi*.

yake12 | 0

#1241535 - Saturday 14 August 2010 08:29

obviously not "hitting" the high notes then were u

SydneyG | 0

#2799496 - Friday 1 July 2011 06:51

i agree lmao

By Meri_fml | 0

#10897 - Monday 2 March 2009 01:13

xDDD lmao

By Melody_fml | 0

#10920 - Monday 2 March 2009 01:44

yeahs....i'm sorry!! i wouldnt EVER sing in the shower after that if i were you....just incase it happens again. *shudders* i guess its a good thing i dont sing in the shower or live with me dad...

By ndrocksmysocks44 | 0

#10944 - Monday 2 March 2009 02:46

hahahaha that is sooo awesome! funnyyyyy

By heatfan89 | 0

#10970 - Monday 2 March 2009 03:41

ya i agree it wrong but funny as hell

By lalap_fml | 0

#11044 - Monday 2 March 2009 05:01

Hahahahahahahaha xD

By ams_fml | 0

#11153 - Monday 2 March 2009 06:37

alicia keys sucks.

ihatemylife10000 | 0

#4336826 - Sunday 22 April 2012 01:46

Amen to that

By m0nicam0nster | 0

#11183 - Monday 2 March 2009 06:56

yeah...clearly you WEREN'T hitting the insanely high notes if it sounded like you were screeching in pain.

By sexy1 | 0

#11359 - Monday 2 March 2009 09:02

are you a dude? that would be great!

tiernang | 21

#5918884 - Saturday 19 April 2014 02:27

Yes

By MyLifeIsPerfecto | 0

#11369 - Monday 2 March 2009 09:08

omg your dad saw you naked?! were you like "DAADDD NO! " ? LOL thats what i would have said probably but im not sure.

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