Miscellaneous: Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school...

By Anonymous - 23/08/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML

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By Rach - 20/02/2010 13:58 - Ireland

Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2013 00:39 - Italy - Milan

Today, while at the store with my mom, we ran into the girl I recently confessed to being interested in. My mom decided to shout, "IS THAT HER?! IS THAT THE GIRL YOU LIKE?!" Embarrassed, I desperately told her to be quiet. She grounded me for being "rude" to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 00:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, only to find out that they're already in a committed relationship with my mom. FML

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By anonymous409 - 01/12/2020 20:01

Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML

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By Lolrus - 28/03/2009 16:50 - Qatar

Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML

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By Noname - 14/02/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry..." FML

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By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 23:36 - United States - Rahway

Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML

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By shiney100893 - 14/01/2013 12:56 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I was at a party with my crush. The collar on his shirt was sticking up so I fixed it for him. He gave me a hug and said, "Aww you're so good to me. You're like my mother. You can be my college mother." I got mother-zoned. FML

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Monday 23 August 2010 16:16

Your mum was just testing how well he could cope with crazy parents. Sounds to me like he coped with it pretty well. If he didn't ask you the question you wanted to hear afterwards, he probably wasn't going to be asking it anyway.

habeeboburky94 0

Monday 23 August 2010 16:18

If he didn't ask you afterwards, I doubt he wanted to ask you anyways. I mean, seriously? what kind of guy gets put off by that question?

Comments

Jelly13_14 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 5:01

i dnt think he was abt to ask yhu out for wat yhu think kause if he did he wouldnt care abt dat he will just b lik "dnt worry is nature" he will say dat if his nt 11 years nd less.. just saying

nerdface89 2

Tuesday 24 August 2010 7:13

#102 no one has a clue what you were 'just saying'. Try typing normally please

Michaylalove 4

Tuesday 24 August 2010 7:25

Umm...Nice use of grammar there.

Anaxes 5

Tuesday 24 August 2010 9:20

You could at least buy the English language a drink before you raped it.

xxniteskie 1

Tuesday 24 August 2010 12:15

hahaha 112. Nice.

jazzyjada10 6

Friday 24 June 2011 9:26

lol

mattron 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 5:42

so witch? jk

proski 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 6:16

why don't you ask him to the dance?

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Tuesday 24 August 2010 7:37

Moms...the always gotta ruin everything. =^=

melmosuzanne 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 7:40

ooohh yu get a period surprise surprise

usernameistaken 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 8:16

youre moms a bitch :)

FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 9:44

54- tampons can also give you TSS toxic shock syndrome and can leak.

xxniteskie 1

Tuesday 24 August 2010 12:10

Only if you keep them in too long (which is nasty anyways), and it is extremely rare. Also, I'm almost positive they leak a whole lot less than you would with pads ;) Make the switch!

shanemayhem 1

Tuesday 24 August 2010 12:51

LOL, I don't know why other dudes care so much about that kind of thing. I mean, it's just a thing. Happens to women every month. ALSO, pads and tampons make good first aid equipment.