Animals: Today, I went over to a guy's house for dinner. He ended up getting...

By SophieGray - 20/05/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I went over to a guy's house for dinner. He ended up getting really drunk and started crying, telling me that I reminded him of his dead ferret. Distraught, he tearfully showed me her ashes. FML

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By jf29 - 31/01/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

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By catastrophy - 19/11/2016 09:20

Today, a guy I've been seeing called me really drunk again to talk about his and his cat's angst. He put me on speaker so I could have a meowing-conversation with his cat to soothe her. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 15:31

Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town. Bad news is, I was drunk off my ass, and when he told me his name, I burst out laughing because it's the same as my puppy's. He did not take it well. FML

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By Oops - 02/11/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, I was at a party and saw an old friend from college. I went up to her asking how she was and how her family was. She went on to tell me that her husband left her a month ago and started crying. I told her that he was an ass anyway and that she didn't need him. Turns out he died. FML

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By CoolStoryBro - 29/03/2013 08:23

Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML

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Awkward...

By Sunny - 12/09/2018 07:30 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I went to this coffee shop in town that has a fire pit outdoors with my boyfriend. I threw out the idea of sitting by the fire together, and he responded by telling me that his father and dog died in a house fire when he was young. FML

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By anonya - 28/08/2012 04:43 - United States - Madera

Today, I made the mistake of telling my dentist that my dog died. She spent the next half-hour talking about her pets and how they died. I ended up crying in her dentist's chair. FML

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By perfectlybrokenx - 24/08/2010 04:21 - Canada

Today, while I was on a date, I noticed my ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he looked sad. So I walked over to see him and jokingly said, "You look like your mom died or something!" She had. FML

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By Urinator - 16/09/2015 18:26 - United Kingdom - Inchture

Today, I invited a girl back to my house and she seemed cool. I then left to go to the toilet. When I came back, there was a giant wet patch on the rug. The girl then blamed it on my dog, whose picture is on the wall. My dog died last week. FML

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Saturday 21 May 2011 5:52

Just think about it! :D Maybe one day, he'll love you as much as the ferret! Then he can show YOUR ashes to others!

hatesfate 6

Saturday 21 May 2011 6:08

it looked like pudding... WTF do you think ashes look like?

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LawlCookies 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 19:02

j heZze

harbqll 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 0:11

If you bathed more often, you wouldn't smell like a ferret. YDI

rawrapuff 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 3:02

i was ringing up a middle aged man at work. he told me "You look like someone i know... His name's Donny." I'm a girl.

vbmg152 18

Sunday 22 May 2011 7:08

I have ferrets! I love them and the ones that have passed are right beside me in their little urns! My most prized possessions!

BAMF519 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 17:09

well... did u guys end up getting it on

XcaleX 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 17:30

Lol, way to pick a winner. At least he's sensitive. AmIriteeee?!?

SigneRobertson 1

Sunday 22 May 2011 20:32

Quit bitching. You're not the one who lost a beloved pet!

HomeAl0ne 20

Monday 23 May 2011 1:17

Put your hands down his pants and thrash them around a bit. That will remind him of all the happy times he had with his ferret.

aquajon20 0

Monday 23 May 2011 4:17

it's bad mood food

ObeyTheSnarf 0

Monday 23 May 2011 7:43

He probably means you have a similar personality. Like, maybe you're spunky or affectionate, or enjoy chewing on shoes? ;) Lol but seriously, owning ferrets myself, I hold them in high regard and though I would probably never tell someone they reminded me of one of them, it would totally be a compliment if I did. My (deceased) ferret Izumi was a sweet little thing, and she was shy and a bit nervous, but she was very pretty and had a heart of gold. I'd say for now take it as a compliment and perhaps never mention it again if he doesn't remember he said it, lol...