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By SophieGray - 20/05/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I went over to a guy's house for dinner. He ended up getting really drunk and started crying, telling me that I reminded him of his dead ferret. Distraught, he tearfully showed me her ashes. FML

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Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 15:31

Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town. Bad news is, I was drunk off my ass, and when he told me his name, I burst out laughing because it's the same as my puppy's. He did not take it well. FML

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By Oops - 02/11/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, I was at a party and saw an old friend from college. I went up to her asking how she was and how her family was. She went on to tell me that her husband left her a month ago and started crying. I told her that he was an ass anyway and that she didn't need him. Turns out he died. FML

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Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML

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By Sunny - 12/09/2018 07:30 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I went to this coffee shop in town that has a fire pit outdoors with my boyfriend. I threw out the idea of sitting by the fire together, and he responded by telling me that his father and dog died in a house fire when he was young. FML

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By anonya - 28/08/2012 04:43 - United States - Madera

Today, I made the mistake of telling my dentist that my dog died. She spent the next half-hour talking about her pets and how they died. I ended up crying in her dentist's chair. FML

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By perfectlybrokenx - 24/08/2010 04:21 - Canada

Today, while I was on a date, I noticed my ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he looked sad. So I walked over to see him and jokingly said, "You look like your mom died or something!" She had. FML

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By Urinator - 16/09/2015 18:26 - United Kingdom - Inchture

Today, I invited a girl back to my house and she seemed cool. I then left to go to the toilet. When I came back, there was a giant wet patch on the rug. The girl then blamed it on my dog, whose picture is on the wall. My dog died last week. FML

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Saturday 21 May 2011 5:52

Just think about it! :D Maybe one day, he'll love you as much as the ferret! Then he can show YOUR ashes to others!

hatesfate 6

Saturday 21 May 2011 6:08

it looked like pudding... WTF do you think ashes look like?

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jenaandtyler4eva 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 6:52

that's when you slap him and walk away

foilindo 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 6:55

how do we message people?!

dookiedoo 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 7:05

WHAT THE ****!!!!!

dsbass09 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 7:22

What the hell sophie!!!! why would you put that story on here? i'm never inviting you for dinner again.

Frenchface 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 7:25

hahahahahaha I'm sorry but that was really funny. well I bet you don't really look like dead ferret none the less ashes lol

zuzupetalsYO 11

Sunday 22 May 2011 10:23

www.antiduckface.com seriously

anakaren_831 1

Saturday 21 May 2011 7:27

what a sentimental dude, that's a keeper.

EgBeastTx 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 7:32

ahaha thats hilarious.. that guys has some issues an how did u remind him of a ferret.. weirdoo

tona01 16

Saturday 21 May 2011 7:35

ahh irrelevant comments how i've longed for thy return

california283 6

Saturday 21 May 2011 7:36

this is sorta cute in a pathetic way

Yinky 6

Saturday 21 May 2011 7:37

WTF? creeper..

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