that would probably create more problems than it would solve

or go below the belt where he will really regret what he said

I wouldn't care how many problems it causes, it would solve the biggest one. Him, that is.

Lauren.. You're unreal.

But punching him after a comment like that. Would make you feel better.

Haha exactly !

People who say "cool story bro" are not my friend so I don't talk to them. A sad story is not cool so wth?

At least he called your story cool and he called you bro

You spelled "punch him in the throat" wrong, but either area will due.

#94 That's like if someone that you are close to dies and than I say cool story bro, there is nothing cool about that.

If I had been going for the word throat, then yes..I definitely would have messed that up big time. No. Face.

Na just as rare as virgins tho..

Lol you used "we" as if you're a virgin.. We all know you're a naughty nun!

Nuu! Don't cry! D:

Douchecandle? How unique.

Sounds like it could be... painful. Especially if the candle's lit.

Good

He did. Douche.

This comment could have, almost, had a chance. If only you had gotten the phrase right...

no, that's a dumb idea, don't do that please

Are you kidding that's a genius idea

That's an anecdotal fallacy. Taking one isolated incident, or a story and saying that it represents the whole, or in this case 8 billion people.

Wow.. Do you have to be straightforward? I'm guessing you've never heard of generalization? Or in your case a hyperbole?

Ah, I meant some people. My mistake :)