Ring of fire

By Anonymous - 29/12/2020 20:01

Today, after a particularly nasty shit, I decided to do one extra pass with a diaper wipe. What I didn't realize was that my wife had refilled the normal container with a pack of Clorox wipes by mistake. My asshole has never burned so fiercely in my 30+ years of life as it did in those following moments. FML
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People usually pay a lot of money for anal bleaching. Your wife got you that on the cheap -- she's a keeper!

Slight upside: at least it was you who the wrong wipes got used on, and not an actual baby!

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ViviMage 38

That is on your wife not to use the wrong container to refill, exactly for this reason! I've heard of the man that thought he was using eye drops and poured bleach into his eyes because the wife filled the eye dropper bottle with bleach to deal with foot fungus. Bleach does not belong on or in your body. I hope you flushed your backside with lots of clean water to get the bleach off before it hurts your inner plumbing! FYL!

People usually pay a lot of money for anal bleaching. Your wife got you that on the cheap -- she's a keeper!

Just use a bidet and toilet paper. Baby wipes causes fatberg in the sewer and cost cities millions to unclog/clean.

That’s why you throw them away, like the package says.

Most people flush them down the toilet unfortunately

If you flush those things, YDI.

Slight upside: at least it was you who the wrong wipes got used on, and not an actual baby!