Today, I made the mistake of telling my dentist that my dog died. She spent the next half-hour talking about her pets and how they died. I ended up crying in her dentist's chair. FML
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carminecris89
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Sorry about your dog and that you had to hear about the deaths of other animals. I always get so upset when animals die. I would have cried too.
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ladyluck808
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if your an animal lover dont feel embarassed about crying over the loss of your pet, id do the same thing no matter where i am.
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PlastikSeraph
| 2
Live and let die
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deBlobX
| 12
I like the first part of that phrase more
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saintsrocksocks
| 10
I believe the second part of the phrase sounds quite amusing.
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saintsrocksocks
| 10
And while we are studying the context of your sentence, shall I add in that you're missing a period at the end.
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innavoiG
| 9
How is "let die" amusing...?
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saintsrocksocks
| 10
The sarcasm was not very obvious I guess...
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deBlobX
| 12
I like life
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loloalltheway
| 23
Sorry about your dog OP!!!
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Sandsh8rk
| 36
Shouldn't dentists be cleaning your teeth instead of telling you their life story?
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lalalala071
| 5
^ That's kinda the point of the FML story...
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carminecris89
| 13
Sorry about your dog and that you had to hear about the deaths of other animals. I always get so upset when animals die. I would have cried too.
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ladyluck808
| 0
if your an animal lover dont feel embarassed about crying over the loss of your pet, id do the same thing no matter where i am.
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007type
| 26
* you are
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ladyluck808
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lol thanks.
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saintsrocksocks
| 10
If, you're, don't, I'd, I.
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jtthegr8
| 26
I think op walked right into that.. I don' know about the rest of the world but in America if you say something about your animal dying, then someone else will say something about theirs ._.
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cheekyterier
| 13
crying usually helps someone grieve, however if you're in a dentist chair, it probably doesn't..
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BulldogHoops
| 14
There's nothing more comforting when you're down than somebody fiddling your nerve endings with a drill...
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bigboughner
| 0
People cry about animals dying more than humans, why? O.o
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xXUND3ADcityXx
| 0
People are douchbags animals love you no matter what
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curlyfry33
| 8
7- Um, I'm pretty sure that's not true.
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Mademoiselle_fml
| 34
Because dogs aren't backstabbing assholes that use you for whatever reason. They love you no matter what, and thus are preferable to human scum. A stray dog would treat you better than almost any human on earth, just treat him/her right. Unconditional love, for scraps, not favors or money or whatever a person would want. Ugh okay sorry I'm rambling but dogs and cats are the best!
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loloalltheway
| 23
Depends who the human is, or How Close you are With the animal!!!
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patrickalamo
| 47
Unconditional love...
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xxGheTToGumbYxx
| 16
Well put 17! Couldn't of said it better myself!
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evilplatypus
| 38
You don't know how OP (or the dentist) would have reacted to the death of a human. I don't see it mentioned anywhere.
That being said, I'll cry if I see any animal hurt or dead but when it comes to people, the pain is so much I shut it out and become numb. I wouldn't be surprised if I'm not alone.
That being said, I'll cry if I see any animal hurt or dead but when it comes to people, the pain is so much I shut it out and become numb. I wouldn't be surprised if I'm not alone.
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blaackandprouud
| 20
I ask myself the same question. Everyone says dogs are more loving, when in real sense, that can be a questionable statement. Many humans have died from dog attacks, including stray dogs, so stray dogs arent any safer. Dogs are animals, unpredictable. They can never be completely tamed and i think its absurd that people on FML would actually love a beast over a fellow human being. This actually makes me loose faith in the world.
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FirebirdF350
| 7
This is not an FML, Welcone to humanity, you cry over things you care about.
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br0ccoli
| 14
Your dog Is probably chewing that big 'ol bacon-flavored bone in the sky.
I mean, with this bacon-loving FML community, I bet someone out there is drooling just at the thought of something being bacon flavored.
No tears, he's in a better place.
I mean, with this bacon-loving FML community, I bet someone out there is drooling just at the thought of something being bacon flavored.
No tears, he's in a better place.
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zandalee
| 19
I truly believe you're reunited with your pets when you die.
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pokefan813
| 16
Looks like I will be seeing my 10 dead beta fish from my childhood years again, my iguana, my parakeet, and my goldfish...
Wow I was irresponsible as a child...
Wow I was irresponsible as a child...
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Tiwuz
| 19
You mean your 10 magikarps, your treecko, your farfetch'd, and your goldeen? I can understand how you lost so many magikarps, "Magikarp use Splash!" x10
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pokefan813
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I tried to name some of my pets after Pokemon, but my mom didn't let me ;(
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Ajwc101
| 24
I think this comment would/has cheered OP up the most.
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br0ccoli
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14- If that's true, I hope I don't see the blue Betta fish I had. He was the most self absorbed fuck I've ever met.
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spacemanspiff78
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Dental Therapy, the wave of the future. "Torture your mind and mouth at once!"
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trqskq
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Well, look on the bright side, if your experiences in a dentist's chair are even half as painful as the majority of people's, you probably would of ended up crying anyway.