Today, I got to live my life's dream of going whale watching. Apparently my true life's dream was to get extremely seasick, sunburned to a crisp, and pay $60 to see only seagulls in the end. FML
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TheDragonWarrior
| 5
Doesn't that make you want to whale?
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rorburt
| 11
Maybe you should have worn some damn-ass sunscreen.
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Cookiemonster157
| 0
SOrry to hear that ;(
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slurshies
| 11
60$ for a tan-in-the-making, ordinary wildlife viewing, not to mention lovely public washrooms? sounds like a blast to me! (that was sarcasm, for all you idiots out there that are nit picky about such things)
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williemac987
| 5
That was your long-life dream? Why?
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Sunako_fml
| 9
Wow I'm so sorry OP :( Hopefully you will overcome your seasickness eventually! And wear sunscreen next time!
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tehcyberman
| 9
Putting on the correct amount of sunscreen and doing it frequently enough can be tricky sometimes. Unless you are thoroughly applying it every 10 minutes or something, theres no guaruntee you won't get sunburned, even with sunscreen.
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SomeRussianGirl
| 3
Just go to SeaWorld and STFU :/
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beelee1988
| 13
Sea World and Whale Watching don't even compare to each other.
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xactownife
| 7
How the fuck do they deserve it?
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rorburt
| 11
Maybe you should have worn some damn-ass sunscreen.
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Airman1988
| 9
But than they would have a super pasty ass to go with a tomato red body geez
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Zya_fml
| 8
That wasn't the main point...
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Katiekhalifa_fml
| 28
Damn-ass? What the hell.
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rorburt
| 11
aw :( i guess that negates my comment!
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Xythenol
| 6
I thumbed it up because I found the "damn-ass" to be hilarious.
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ohcheriecherie
| 20
Damn-Ass? Is that French? What is it, 50 SPF? I wear only 35 and higher
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rorburt
| 11
Whatever damn-ass spf you can find it the hell in.
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ebonyirony
| 29
You can't do it twice.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
I would love some damn-ass sunscreen.
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uberdubers
| 3
5 appearantly likes to say damn a lot...Read their description
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
49: DAYUM!
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brynom
| 8
At 5. Haha you like to same damn a lot...
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beelee1988
| 13
Rorburt... you're not supposed to speak of Tumblr, outside of Tumblr. *hits myself for doing the same thing* . Thumb me down. I deserve it.
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rorburt
| 11
fuck rules
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comedybreak
| 20
You didn't completely take a guess just so you can be number one, nope.
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TheDragonWarrior
| 5
Doesn't that make you want to whale?
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DoubleCross
| 9
Why is that your life dream?
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Kibaruto
| 33
Should have grabbed seagulls, had them fly you over the ocean, instant whale watching from the sky.
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JustKittyKat
| 24
Like James and the giant peach! Except they didn't whale watch.
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Zya_fml
| 8
Fuck the whales. You got to see flippin' seagulls!
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legitkitty
| 11
Well, atleast you got to see the seagulls. I hear they're going extinct!
No really, I'm sorry you had such a bad experience, OP. That really... Blows :3
No really, I'm sorry you had such a bad experience, OP. That really... Blows :3