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By SophieGray - 20/05/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I went over to a guy's house for dinner. He ended up getting really drunk and started crying, telling me that I reminded him of his dead ferret. Distraught, he tearfully showed me her ashes. FML

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By Sunny - 12/09/2018 07:30 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I went to this coffee shop in town that has a fire pit outdoors with my boyfriend. I threw out the idea of sitting by the fire together, and he responded by telling me that his father and dog died in a house fire when he was young. FML

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By anonya - 28/08/2012 04:43 - United States - Madera

Today, I made the mistake of telling my dentist that my dog died. She spent the next half-hour talking about her pets and how they died. I ended up crying in her dentist's chair. FML

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By perfectlybrokenx - 24/08/2010 04:21 - Canada

Today, while I was on a date, I noticed my ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he looked sad. So I walked over to see him and jokingly said, "You look like your mom died or something!" She had. FML

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By Urinator - 16/09/2015 18:26 - United Kingdom - Inchture

Today, I invited a girl back to my house and she seemed cool. I then left to go to the toilet. When I came back, there was a giant wet patch on the rug. The girl then blamed it on my dog, whose picture is on the wall. My dog died last week. FML

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GloriousWhorious 6

Saturday 21 May 2011 5:52

Just think about it! :D Maybe one day, he'll love you as much as the ferret! Then he can show YOUR ashes to others!

hatesfate 6

Saturday 21 May 2011 6:08

it looked like pudding... WTF do you think ashes look like?

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waterpool 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 6:22

Wo-ow, what a night to remember. I guess that kinda hurts your image just a tad, for him saying you look like a ferret lol.

simply_improper 1

Saturday 21 May 2011 8:08

he never said she looked like the ferret. maybe she was jus furry

KVKdragon 26

Saturday 21 May 2011 6:23

this is honestly the first time I've ever heard of anyone cremating their pets

ambowew 7

Saturday 21 May 2011 6:27

I'm guessing you started snorting said ashes on front of him, just to lighten the mood, didn't you?

CitrusGirl 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 6:29

If you remind him of a ferret you need to shave more often.

krysxkatastrophe 14

Saturday 21 May 2011 6:32

Watch out! He might put you in a cage.

Kingspin 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 6:39

It's okay... These are hard times for everyone, especially ferret owners.

Carlo3 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 6:42

eww get outa there!!!!

misstamz 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 6:45

So you somewhat resemble a ferret?

Gloritank 8

Saturday 21 May 2011 6:46

R.I.P. ferret. :,(

silver0jay 11

Saturday 21 May 2011 7:52

R.I.P. op

TheMonica 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 6:52

Poor ferret... My bf reminds me of a bunny, so maybe it's not all bad, OP. Some people just constantly compare others to animals. *cough*

nate_msm 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 10:26

dog?

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