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Rihanna! No seriously that sucks I would try ice pack and bandages. Or if your into old style try a steak I've heard they work wonders:)
Ow that has happens to me before but not on my wedding day
No really? maybe thats why its on FML. What do you think?
Hey hey, don't get too frustrated. He can comment whatever he wants, whether it buries him or not (:
And God only knows what happened to you when you were unconscious, face down on the floor with your pants around your ankles.
What happens at the gym, stays at the gym..
Face down, ass up!
Concealer?
An ice pack and foundation should do the job.
Well, at least the working out is paying off. You should get some tighter pants..
Guys on my cross country and track team wear leggings. I think it makes guy look athletic.
For Christ's sake, 46! Don't ever tell the blokes that they're wearing "leggings." They'll kill you. Then again, lots of them are waxing their legs, so they need to get over the "feminine" phobia.
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Rihanna! No seriously that sucks I would try ice pack and bandages. Or if your into old style try a steak I've heard they work wonders:)
And God only knows what happened to you when you were unconscious, face down on the floor with your pants around your ankles.