Love: Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were...

By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 11:39 - United States - Desoto

Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML

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By Noname - 16/02/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

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Fat chance

By Dave - 23/04/2012 13:22 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML

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Nice try, loverboy

By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I had a really cute waitress at lunch. I decided to leave my number and a $50 bill for a $15 check. When I left the restaurant I realized I still had the $50 but a $1 bill was missing from my wallet. I've been getting threatening text messages all day. FML

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Premeditated

By IgiveUp - 28/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went out to eat with my friends. When the bill came, all 3 of them had "inconveniently" forgot their wallets at home. I ended up having to pay. It was a $178 check. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2010 21:41 - United States

Today, I did a 'dine and dash' and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML

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Dine and dash

By talkomatic713 - 18/07/2021 09:58

Today, some friends and I went to IHOP. We joked about not having enough money, and as it turns out we were $5 short. We put down what we had and left. Upon getting to the car, I realized I'd forgotten my phone, and had to go back. I made eye contact with our waitress, our money in her hand. FML

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By unloved - 17/04/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

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Dishes, now!

By Anonymous - 25/12/2023 06:00 - Netherlands

Today, I went out to eat with a friend. I was supposed to be paying, but when I tried to, there wasn't enough money in my bank account. She didn't have money with her either. FML

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You deserved it 674

Brainrot

By queenbee12345678 - 19/02/2012 19:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML

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By BrokeAsAJoke - 29/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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jetsown08 21

Thursday 9 August 2012 15:57

I'm sure they'll call and you can sort it all out then.

efemel94 7

Thursday 9 August 2012 15:58

World's worst criminal?

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Cynt3r 19

Thursday 9 August 2012 16:05

Let him call so you can...pay in kind

Psych101 9

Thursday 9 August 2012 16:08

Worlds worst criminal or worlds best flirter? You definitely guaranteed a call at least.

stary1722 6

Thursday 9 August 2012 16:10

Now he has a reason to call! Lol XD I hope you can get it all sorted out.

Ozuru 11

Thursday 9 August 2012 16:12

That's a way to get him to call you.

PaulB123 11

Thursday 9 August 2012 16:13

Well that's one way to ensure he calls! Edit: Just about everyone beat me to it.

Welshite 39

Thursday 9 August 2012 16:18

Now you have a perfectly reasonable explanation to see him again. And make sure you take a pen with you. Oh, and a picture of yourself. Wait, wait, you can't forget to take your calendar either. Good luck!

efrainelboricua 12

Thursday 9 August 2012 16:20

I wonder where's docbastard I'd love his opinion XD

DocBastard 38

Thursday 9 August 2012 17:34

efrainelboricua - I don't have much of an opinion on the FML (other than what several other people had already written), which is why I didn't comment.

gracehi 31

Thursday 9 August 2012 17:42

Selective commenting. I like it!

Enslaved 36

Thursday 9 August 2012 16:22

I hope you do the right thing and go back to pay. Plus give a nice tip his way for the inconvenience. He'll definitely remember you and hopefully it'll be a great first date conversation topic. (: