By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 11:39 - United States - Desoto

Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
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jetsown08 21

I'm sure they'll call and you can sort it all out then.

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johnnyboy7 5

Can i haz your numbur? :D

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ninjaqueen101 18

At least you probably got a date lol

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mario2012 18

I'm sure if you paid her for a one night stand she'll forgive you.

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alfred07 18

Just return and apologise, assuming you don't do it again it wont cause any hard feelings. I once threw up on a bar and they still let me back in that pub.

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sweetmama88 6

Now he's as a reason why to call you .

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alig203 5

Maybe he will pay it for you? It's a great conversation starter, he could say that he wants to take you to dinner, and pick up the tab for real? Idk look on the bright side OP(:

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babalooisbabaloo 5

Am I the only one who assumed OP is a boy o.o all the comments suggest otherwise

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rivaraven 35

Well... it does tell, that it's a woman. After her nickname.

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captain__jj 5

The FML itself also says WAITER, not waitress (which of course doesn't absolutely mean OP is female, but it's more likely).

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