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Today, I had a really cute waitress at lunch. I decided to leave my number and a $50 bill for a $15 check. When I left the restaurant I realized I still had the $50 but a $1 bill was missing from my wallet. I've been getting threatening text messages all day. FML
Stupid us money is all green. Here in canada our shits colored, like the heart deep down in every gunowning redneck american slob
No, the bill was $15, he payed that, but he meant to "leave $50 on the table" you don't leave money on the table to pay for the meal. So following this logic, he tipped her $1 instead of $50. There's no $35 amount involved.
You tried to get to her heart through MONEY? What do you think she is, a prostitute?
Oh because nothing says "Give me a call :D" like $35. Failfailfail