Today, I had a really cute waitress at lunch. I decided to leave my number and a $50 bill for a $15 check. When I left the restaurant I realized I still had the $50 but a $1 bill was missing from my wallet. I've been getting threatening text messages all day. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML
Today, some friends and I went to IHOP. We joked about not having enough money, and as it turns out we were $5 short. We put down what we had and left. Upon getting to the car, I realized I'd forgotten my phone, and had to go back. I made eye contact with our waitress, our money in her hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had a lovely dinner date. Our waitress was really sweet, so we talked about leaving her a big tip. When we got home, we discovered we both thought the other person had left it. FML
Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML
Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl who often comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out by writing my number on a dollar bill. She paid and the amount her change happened to be a dollar. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change!" FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant to order food with just a $100 bill. They no longer had what I came for, so I left. When I got to my car, I realized - no bill. I went back in for them to say they hadn't seen it, and they wouldn’t check the cameras. I know the lady working there picked it up since I was the only customer. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML
Today, my parents came to the restaurant I work at as a waiter. After, I picked up the check to realize they had left me a $500 tip! We split the tips among the employees so I only got $50 back but I was still psyched. When I got home they asked me if I had noticed that they used my credit card. FML
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Endymion_fml 0
You tried to get to her heart through MONEY? What do you think she is, a prostitute?
suadelaaa 0
Oh because nothing says "Give me a call :D" like $35. Failfailfail
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suadelaaa 0
Oh because nothing says "Give me a call :D" like $35. Failfailfail
pwincessa23 1
Dollar menu:) hahaha jk u should h e paid attention. how do u not notice it's $1 not $50???
xXCANUCKSXx 0
Stupid us money is all green. Here in canada our ***** colored, like the heart deep down in every gunowning redneck american slob
missymay993 11
No, the bill was $15, he payed that, but he meant to "leave $50 on the table" you don't leave money on the table to pay for the meal. So following this logic, he tipped her $1 instead of $50. There's no $35 amount involved.
Forlorn420 9
^ you're retarded. He tried to leave $50 to cover everything included the check.
buryuntime 0
I don't get it.
hellokittywhore 0
he accidently put down a one dollar bill in stead of a fifty like he meant to do. fyl indeed
noobgang7 5
dine and dash lol
Endymion_fml 0
You tried to get to her heart through MONEY? What do you think she is, a prostitute?
calikola 0
Just stop being a pussy and text her back to explain the issue. That really isn't a FML.
geon_olam 17
"come to my house and ill give you 50 dollars" i cant see that playing out too well...
mikenikes14 8
He could always go back to the restaurant and apologize in person.
carmel 0
haha, nice #3, i liked it. Anyway....i'm not sure what this FML means? You paid a dollar for your meal or you tipped a dollar? I'm confused :S
PurpleLlamas 0
5-the bill was 15$. he meant to put down 50$. he put the wrong bill on the table and instead put a 1$ bill on the table. so he didnt fully pay for the meal.
Ronnie_loves_you 11
I think this is fake bc he would've gotten like arrested for not paying. plus he's a fucktard. really $50? she probably wouldnt have called idiot.
athena3100 9
it means he tipped her 1 dollar
everydayFML2121 5
No he paid in total one dollar... Why would someone send threatening texts over a small tip? Try reading the FML next time
Zolty 0
How in the hell do you not notice what money you are putting down?
Blue_Blur 0
Man up, give her the dam fifty and say you are so sorry and want to make it up to her... ;) #5- he paid a buck for his meal.
calebg23 0
no he didn't dumbass
shaggy1508 0
yes he did..?
alyssaax3 0
you made it sound like you ate her. you were like "today I HAD a cute waitress for LUNCH"
tsktsktsk 0
I'm confused.
newstud 0
His bill was $15. He wanted to leave $50 but instead left just a $1 for the whole bill. YDI dude. Always be in command of your money.
evilduck_fml 0
this one is definitely a winner. imagining the whole scene and feeling good for leaving 50 bucks and giving the number while paying 1/15th of the total and and.. haha. thanks for making my day.