By Slayer - Canada
Today, I went out to lunch with a couple of work buddies. Trying to be suave, I started hitting on our waitress. Not two seconds after saying, "Hey baby," I felt ice water on my balls. The guy next to me had spilled both our water glasses. FML
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  gigglemafia  |  0

Im not afraid to say it I like turtles just because they are awesome and they are like hey I'm a turtle and I'm gonna swim around and they eat little fishies and they are proud of it


Since when was there a criteria for fml comments? This post is just straight to the point. This post is a fail, although whether it's the pick up line he used or the splashing of water on his pants, i'm still deciding

  dre_bro11  |  12

144, there is a criteria, and although mostly not official, the FML community (mostly) knows what it is. It's sort of like 'instinct' to put it into clearer words. It doesn't have to be taught to you, because if you're all there, you should already know it.

  threer  |  30

He can't MAKE her do anything.