By theatreluver - 05/01/2011 03:15 - United States

Today, it was opening night for the play where I was, for the first time ever, one of the leads. I went on stage with a loud and energetic entrance. I came in two scenes early. FML
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squirell_AIDS69 0

Explains why you were never one of the leads before.

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schwancy 2

A+ for enthusiasm.

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forgetspaces 0

study your lines better stupid.

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BahahahLOL 0

Woah, name-calling is unacceptable.

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angel55033 12
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you mean timing

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dudeitsdanny 9

Give her a break, she got excited and came in early. That would be slightly better(sliiightly) if OP was a guy. But anyways.. Pay attention to the people on stage and the stage director.

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LuxAeterna_fml 0
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it's more romantic to "come" at the same time.

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dorux1897 0
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^win and if OP is the lead, why would it take two acts until they finally appear? doesn't the lead usually start in the first act?

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GhostDuck 30

48- scenes, not acts. And maybe they were in Act I Scene 1, then exit and don't appear until Act I scene 4. Just a thought.

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squirell_AIDS69 0

Explains why you were never one of the leads before.

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Doortje 29
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And why she won't be one of the leads ever again. Seriously, two SCENES?!

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Wuhuh 0
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They call it "practicing" for a reason. DERP!

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macskapingvin 0
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They don't call it "practising" for any reason, they call it rehearsal!

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missfmylife101 0
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^ practicing***

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TheDrifter 23

Insert sarcastic "learn to speak English and not just American" comment here.

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Janah_the_ENP 0
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Well at least you're great at screwing up and now the whole audience and cast knows it.

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schwancy 2

A+ for enthusiasm.

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glitter354 0
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You must have been screwing the director to get a lead role because it sounds like you are dumb as rocks.

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missfmylife101 0
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girl joke gone wrong or what? lol

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oliver86 8
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good luck for next time cos you're gunna need it

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iR0ckSkinnys 3

There wasn't like a director are someone who got everyone lined up so you knew when it was your turn? ....well that's weird,Just hold your head up,don't feel too bad about it,it was just a mistake.

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gunmania0 12

You should've just broke your leg.

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Bluewafflequeef 0
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Do yourself a favor, don't EVER do plays again and go get a boyfriend.

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sourgirl101 28

Why would you show that picture? You are a sicko!

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glitter354 0
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15 - Seriously, change your pic...that is some nasty ass shit! WTF?!

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unidentified_sta 5
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... Um what was it? Doesn't seem to show anymore.

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unidentified_sta 5
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Oh wait nevermind... I think it is pretty obvious.

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sourgirl101 28

Ummm, no it's still there. The iPhone app doesn't allow you to do that voting thing so we still see it. I want to poke my eyes out!

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