By axsmith01 - 21/08/2009 06:48 - United States

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Today, the girl I have been dating for the past five years asked me to move to California with her to get married. Naturally, I was thrilled and said, "Of course, when do you want to leave?". She just stared at me blankly and said, "Shit, I was kidding." FML
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Gesq1 0

A lesbian FML on a friday morning. It's gonna be a good day.

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xHaniffax 0

Why would someone "kid" about that? That sucks. she's immature.

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xHaniffax 0

Why would someone "kid" about that? That sucks. she's immature.

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White667 0

Well it's kinda funny, why didn't she follow it up with "Hah, it is so easy to play you!"

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genius_man16 0

That was my thought. I mean, after 5 years you would think that marriage would be something to come up in a serious conversation.

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curryndricegirll 0

it's okay. just respond with "psh...so was i."

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dude_stfu 0

how's that an fml? All she said was to move to california and get married. you're an idiot

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AnaMaree 0

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kangaroo62 2

obviously they do work out if they've been dating for 5 years

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zachbredberg 0

She's kidding because 2 women can't get married in California! :P Prop 8 folks.

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thesheba 0

It's only a matter of time before time gay marriage will be legal in California.

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baseball154 0

maybe she wanted to get married to her and was heart broken when she found out she was kidding? dumbass

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HannahMarshall 6

haha lol win

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aback 4

Hope she's not looking at a career in stand-up comedy.

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dirtyrubes 0

Yikes! Why would she date someone for FIVE YEARS and have that attitude? I hope the OP responded with, "Shit, I wasn't kidding." That would have been the money response.

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starryskyhearts 0

Butt-buddies are gay men

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AwlAmericanDawg 0

what a (female dog.) haha

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plexico 3

Who are you dating, Judy Grimes? Just kidding, just kidding, just kidding, just kidding. . .

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Lonely_Lez 0

Damn... apart from the fact where California will no longer work (Iowa will! :P) that really sucks. After five years though, you really should discuss it seriously though. And 10, maybe she'd get half of her girlfriend's stuff. You never know.

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turtlellama 0

lol, i know, seriously, who still thinks California is okay with that?

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