By axsmith01 - 21/08/2009 06:48 - United States

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Today, the girl I have been dating for the past five years asked me to move to California with her to get married. Naturally, I was thrilled and said, "Of course, when do you want to leave?". She just stared at me blankly and said, "Shit, I was kidding." FML
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Today, it turns out I am the only bi-sexual woman in the world who doesn't know same-sex marriages in California are no longer legal. Double FML

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A lesbian FML on a friday morning. It's gonna be a good day.

Why would someone "kid" about that? That sucks. she's immature.

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Why would someone "kid" about that? That sucks. she's immature.

Well it's kinda funny, why didn't she follow it up with "Hah, it is so easy to play you!"

That was my thought. I mean, after 5 years you would think that marriage would be something to come up in a serious conversation.

it's okay. just respond with "psh...so was i."

how's that an fml? All she said was to move to california and get married. you're an idiot

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Shut up, you ignorant fool.

obviously they do work out if they've been dating for 5 years

She's kidding because 2 women can't get married in California! :P Prop 8 folks.

It's only a matter of time before time gay marriage will be legal in California.

maybe she wanted to get married to her and was heart broken when she found out she was kidding? dumbass

YDI FOR NOT HAVING A G.I JOE.

A lesbian FML on a friday morning. It's gonna be a good day.

Why else would they want to go to cali :P

LOL, that made me laugh :)

haha totally didn't notice until you said that!

Hope she's not looking at a career in stand-up comedy.

Yikes! Why would she date someone for FIVE YEARS and have that attitude? I hope the OP responded with, "Shit, I wasn't kidding." That would have been the money response.

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Butt-buddies are gay men

what a (female dog.) haha

YDI for never eating those tacos you shouldve eaten.

Who are you dating, Judy Grimes? Just kidding, just kidding, just kidding, just kidding. . .

Damn... apart from the fact where California will no longer work (Iowa will! :P) that really sucks. After five years though, you really should discuss it seriously though. And 10, maybe she'd get half of her girlfriend's stuff. You never know.

lol, i know, seriously, who still thinks California is okay with that?