Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML
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perdix
| 29
So, your mom is Princess "Lay Ya?"
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mea_iloveskiing
| 26
is your name luke? :D
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hotscar
| 3
wow... all I have to say. but why the star wars store?
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Blazingcrono
| 6
Think about it; where else can you use "I am your father" line?
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Ali_Br_fml
| 33
And this guy is supposed to be his father's BEST FRIEND?? I wonder what his worst enemy did...
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jazziness
| 12
I was thinking the same thing… star wars grow up
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Ashl3y15
| 0
wait mabe that was the best way to tell yu !
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iRichiq
| 3
Retard
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kimberlyk121
| 6
maybe he was joking when he said it wasn't a joke
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jesscarrr
| 10
awkward....
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konpaito
| 5
ooh.. maybe he thought that was the best way to break it to you. as a dad he wouldn't know how you'd take it if you've been lied to for 18 years>> I don't know what the full story is but at least give him a hug?
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alexiiiiis09
| 0
HAHAHA fyl
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mea_iloveskiing
| 26
is your name luke? :D
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LilyLovesYouLots
| 0
lammmmeeeeeeee !!
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YtotsDI
| 0
No it's Wilson
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chuchaiilabss
| 19
No it's Patrick
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danz123
| 7
Why not take the helmet off him, put on your own imitation, and tell him, "who cares, this will not change anything." Take it off, tell him he's a massive douche, kick him in the balls, and leave. :D
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perdix
| 29
So, your mom is Princess "Lay Ya?"
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ZeeBest86
| 6
actually princess Leah would be Darth Vader's daughter and Luke's twin sister...his mom would be Padme...sorry to kill your joke.
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perdix
| 29
If you're correcting me on Star Wars trivia, shouldn't you be able to spell Leia correctly? ;)
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MerrikBarbarian
| 9
that'd be Padme unless you are thinking incest as well. :p
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Haha so the mom is Poundme?
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ZeeBest86
| 6
Good point Perdix...As long as you understood who I was talking about... ;-D
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iranoutofnames
| 6
I iz be a troll= win
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chuchaiilabss
| 19
he didnt get the joke hahaha
Lay yah as in liar ?
Lay yah as in liar ?
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stevenmx86
| 7
Lol oooooh snap
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mintcar
| 9
Well...let's just pretend that it was a joke. Eh? Eh?