Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML
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Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML
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ryukensfj 5
Wow how cheap can you be to split a happy meal and not a big mac meal?
Marissssolx330 0
He's a keeper ;)
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Comments (280)
Enslaved 38
They have a dollar menu there. For that price, you could go Dutch. Maybe he was just testing you to see if you're a gold digger.
Summera 2
Dutch person here. What does ''going dutch" actually mean?
sugaryspice 5
"Going Dutch" is an expression for splitting the cost equally between two people. :) I was thinking OP should have offered that too!
dcg1375 7
It means you each pay for your own meal and whatever else you are doing on the date.
Anai08 17
"Gold digger" are you kidding me? I would hope that the expectation that someone would spend more than five dollars on me on a first date wouldn't make me a 'gold digger'. >_>
g_ayvel 11
Yup, he's a big spender
whocares91 5
You should plan a second data
CloudEnvy 17
It would seem the first data was not compelling enough to inspire the OP to plan for more data.
littlemsweirdo 12
Who got the toy?
MandyMeow_fml 18
Well, did you at least get the toy from the meal?
kitty292 9
Nothing against McDonald's, but not on a first date....
McDonaldsworker 4
Absolutely! ...maybe on a second date, lol
dcg1375 7
Never McDonalds! CRAP food! There is nothing good about McDonalds.
ScarletBloom 14
Cheapo!
jellyD 1
Kick it to the curb!
paradiseisland01 0
Why would you want someone like that ! He sounds like a real winner .
reddudeover 2
It's a test op he's weeding out all the gold diggers. Plus you haven't seen his HUMONGOUS **** yet. :D
MickGold 8
Yeah, It was pretty gargantuan! Btw, no need to be a gold digger with him. His condom will give you plenty of that! *wink* *wink* XD