FML : Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML

Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By DriveMeNot - / Wednesday 27 October 2010 00:02 / United States

Transportation

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By marinus_fml | 19

#1609840 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:17

Express post it back to her! Not so difficult!

By Mirorbo | 26

#1609798 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:13

How on earth did you manage that!?

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By Mirorbo | 26

#1609798 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:13

How on earth did you manage that!?

stephanie0613 | 0

#1610036 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 10:04

Express mail them to her, she'll get them the next day :)

Mirorbo | 26

#1610082 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 10:20

You could have made that your own comment, darling. There was no need to reply to me.

sourgirl101 | 22

#1610100 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 10:26

Maybe she just wanted to threadjack to see if you would call her "darling"? BTW such an interesting trademark!(:

Mirorbo | 26

#1610116 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 10:29

Fuhohohoho!~ Why, thank you!~

madarchod | 0

#1610196 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 11:03

#1 - no one replies to ur comment, it is just a workaround to show up in the top list of comments. I don't even read comments after the first 3

CitrusGirl | 0

#1610538 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:54

I like how OP says it's a 4 hour drive, so he doesn't want to drive... but he would espect his mom to make the drove for him.
I feel like that's just a wee bit selfish.

zakkyzebra | 11

#1610813 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 13:56

expect*

ScrabbleBabe2010 | 0

#1610990 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 14:26

Agreed, express mail them, and send along something apologising too. :)

Obscurix | 5

#7599032 - Wednesday 14 February 2018 18:34

'xx'xx'x''xxxxxxxx'x'x'x'

By littlemissdqgirl | 8

#1609804 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:13

Why do you have them?

Maybe call a friend or family member. I'm sure someone can give you a ride.

noscope_ftw | 0

#1611299 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:25

maybe op just forgot? I've accidentally done that when I was in high school lol

By stewpididiot | 11

#1609809 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:14

more like, fuck HER life, not yours... until you get home that is... oh, btw...1st ???

Mirorbo | 26

#1609865 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:20

Close, but not quite!~

bradrost | 0

#1611325 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:36

oh by the way, third????!

stewpididiot | 11

#1611997 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:27

yeah, well, maybe someday...

By marinus_fml | 19

#1609840 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:17

Express post it back to her! Not so difficult!

jcortez1594 | 0

#1610672 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 13:29

My thoughts exactly

elainelovesyou | 7

#1611014 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 14:31

Nothing too difficult there.

By solegit | 0

#1609847 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:18

May i ask how this happened?

By luis01 | 0

#1609853 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:19

I agreed with stew

By BedIntruder | 4

#1609870 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:22

you are so dumb. you are really dumb fo real.

Elixa | 0

#1609941 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:35

lol I love you

By chelle_starlight | 0

#1609903 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:28

hmmm...looks like someone is going to be paying for expensive overnight shipping...good luck op!

By rosemary1990 | 0

#1609944 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:35

pretend it wasnt you who took them

Elixa | 0

#1609953 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:39

your a bitch that's their mom! you don't do that shit to your family. idiot.

rosemary1990 | 0

#1610107 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 10:28

y do u even care bitch

Elixa | 0

#1610179 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 10:56

your family probably hates you that's why you font care.

Elixa | 0

#1610185 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 10:57

*don't

By FYLDeep | 25

#1609946 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 9:36

If she only had one key for it, then she kinda had it coming.

Norwegian_Wood | 4

#1611816 - Wednesday 27 October 2010 18:37

13: Before this summer, I would have agreed with you, but I bought my (used) car with only one key. (And no remote, for that matter.)

FYLDeep | 25

#1613114 - Thursday 28 October 2010 0:18

One key is enough to make a copy from.

LifeOfAnRN | 18

#6285171 - Friday 8 May 2015 14:13

Actually, that's not always true. I had a Pontiac that was one of the first keys to have a chip in it. It required 2 keys to make a copy. If you know someone who works for a certified garage there is a work around got it though.