Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML
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Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML
Today, a guy took me on a date to McDonald’s. I smiled, but told him politely that I don’t eat fast food. He called me a stuck-up snob and a high maintenance gold digger who didn’t deserve him. I’m neither. I have IBS and greasy food sets me off. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML
Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML
Today, a guy invited me to a first date at a new restaurant. I was going to pay my way, but when he saw how steep the bill was, he insisted that I pay for his meal too, to prove I'm a "real feminist". FML
Today, after being single for a while now, I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy my friend convinced me would be perfect for me. He took me to McDonald's. His father was with him the whole entire time. He's 27. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who insisted on eating off my plate the whole night. He didn't order his own food, because according to him, "it’s more intimate to share." He didn’t get why I found the whole deal off-putting. FML
Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
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Top comments
ryukensfj 5
Wow how cheap can you be to split a happy meal and not a big mac meal?
Marissssolx330 0
He's a keeper ;)
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Comments (280)
buddyguyfriend 1
Smart guy!!! Why spend a bunch of flow just to have a dinner with someone u don't even know. Unless ur that guy of course
joanniejore 7
You should have walked out right then.
kissie87 4
Wow that was a cheap dude lol I would have gotten up and left him there like damn not even those cheap diner restaurants . SmH
Calyx_fml 22
Quack quack.
massacreman3000 1
and hes a smart man since the first thing you did was complain rather than make yourself worth more to him, by say... asking him if he wants to go out in the future...
xpred81 2
What a tool bag. He got a little dick too.
Rocky007 15
No, just the opposite.
srhorton 1
Hard to blame him totally these days
Calyx_fml 22
Shoulda gone for coffee instead. It's more about the conversation than how much he spends. That is, unless you are a prostitute. Prostitutes expect compensation for their intimacy. Prostitutes have a set expectation about how much their intimacy is worth. Are you a prostitute?
tinysocks 11
Last date too eh?
AugustBurnsToast 14
He is definitely the weakest link
slieb845 0
can't be too careful with your money these days. keep him