Miscellaneous: Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like....

By harrysolo - 19/07/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML

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By anonymous - 09/10/2014 22:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while arriving to a date for the first time in a couple years, the first thing out of his mouth was, "I'm only dressed up because I had court today." FML

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First date from hell

By lizzardbreath - 31/03/2009 10:44 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I don't know very well. He told me to dress in formal attire, so I assumed he was taking me to a nice dinner. He took me to his brother's wedding, and introduced me as "The One" to his entire family. FML

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You deserved it 7 938

By MCKilllerrr - 18/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, the girl I really liked started talking to me, so I asked her out on a date. After waiting an hour at the theatre, I texted her asking where she was. She replied with, "Oh! You were serious about the date?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2023 02:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML

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You deserved it 184

Misleading

By Anonymous - 25/10/2023 20:00

Today, I dressed up nicely to see the guy that I like and have been talking to for the last 3 months. Just when I thought he was finally going to ask me to be his girlfriend, he told me that he's actually had a girlfriend for 3 years now, but was too afraid to tell me because he really likes me. FML

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Overenthusiastic

By Sash - 06/04/2012 21:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 38 339

By zevil - 18/11/2008 16:54 - Peru

Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML

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You deserved it 9 724

By toastedguy - 01/12/2009 05:00 - United States

Today, I went on my first date in a long time. We went to see "New Moon." After the girl stole my hat, I grabbed her phone. While trying to get it back, she held a lighter to me, threatening me. Next thing I know my beard is on fire, so not only did I have to sit through horrible acting, I got burnt. FML

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You deserved it 13 145

Great start

By ChandaPanda - 15/03/2022 23:00 - Australia

Today, I went on the first date I've been on in years. While walking into the movie theatre, one of my shoes broke. Then I remembered that I needed to grab my mask. While walking back to the car, my other shoe broke. After the movie, I tripped on my broken shoes, and brought him down with me. FML

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You deserved it 180

By sadday - 20/11/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML

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You deserved it 4 005

qwerty23 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 9:14

Well, I'm a girl, and I would totally dress up as Harry Potter. Just not for a first date. :P

Junaeffer 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 9:15

haha i wanna know what happened when she saw you! that's cute that you got dressed up though, it was just a misunderstanding[: you'll be okay

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sadoc 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 9:14

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Suffertree 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 11:20

For the love of God. How ******* stupid are you. YDI.

qwerty475 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 14:41

Dude really, what were you thinking! Here's tommorow "yesterday I picked up a girl dressed up as Harry potter and now she seems to have lost her phone because she's not replying to my texts or answering my calls"

genius_man16 0

Monday 20 July 2009 0:24

So you put on your robe and wizard hat eh? Epic Win.

Keno92 0

Monday 20 July 2009 1:53

omg lol favorited!!!

UncleverName_FYL 0

Monday 20 July 2009 3:53

OP did u forget to drink your liquid luck? LMAO #174 ftw! ...... Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

SeriouslySad 0

Monday 20 July 2009 7:58

You don't deserve this at all. . .this is just a simple misunderstanding. Next time, just be like my boyfriend: when I said I was dressing up for the Harry Potter movie, he asked me to clarify.

TheDark12 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 5:28

Lol!!! #174, thats the best!!

iBiteyou 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 13:04

Geek much?

pingpongpickle 8

Sunday 9 May 2010 5:40

hahahah just so you know..if your 1st date is to a Harry potter movie and you're both dressed up like wizards , it's not a date.

immazombeastxD 0

Friday 16 July 2010 8:55

did anybody else feel like punching this kid in the face?

gunnar7240 0

Friday 16 July 2010 9:53

260 i agree completely. What a fag.

mells105 0

Friday 6 August 2010 8:48

Christ, I'm ******* stupid.

Ninjasaurus18 9

Tuesday 12 June 2012 2:04

264- You are probably one of those guys that likes to tell girls to 'make them a sammich, and get on her knees' and tries to be a gangster to be 'cool', when in reality, you loo like a dumbfuck and an asshole.

qwerty23 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 9:14

Well, I'm a girl, and I would totally dress up as Harry Potter. Just not for a first date. :P

Humanspider 18

Sunday 18 December 2011 12:07

#2, if any girl decides to dress up like a wizard, it is a win for mankind's nerds. We salute you!

missalice0306 19

Thursday 12 July 2012 21:04

Unless your first date is to see a new Harry Potter movie :)

Junaeffer 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 9:15

haha i wanna know what happened when she saw you! that's cute that you got dressed up though, it was just a misunderstanding[: you'll be okay

jimgrant1 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 19:50

no what you do is play it off as a joke when you see her

aerials_fml 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 9:15

that's hot.

intothecrypt 3

Sunday 22 January 2012 16:51

I could pull it off

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Sunday 19 July 2009 9:16

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peoc 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 14:22

yea, then you can show her your 'magic wand'

skatagurl 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 15:53

dont u mean basilisk

DoomJeff91 2

Sunday 19 July 2009 16:27

Well he could use "Wingardium Leviosa" on the Basilisk if he has any trouble. That'd be more subtle than putting out his hand and saying "UP!"

icertainlysuck 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 17:07

or broomstick. lol

greenltrn2003 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 19:38

well of course, if he's 'the boy who lived', then he shouldnt have a problem putting his hand over his broomstick and saying 'up'. It should rise with quite force actually.

highonlife77 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 9:18

Hahahahahaha this made me laugh so hard. Sorry man crash and burn

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ImTheAlpha 30

Saturday 1 September 2012 18:13

Why did you call OP a whale penis?

MilkyFilmz 26

Thursday 6 June 2013 7:10

Did you even read the post?

who_rollerpig 4

Sunday 19 July 2009 9:20

gosh you're cool! be my boyfriend lol ;-)

SHABAM_fml 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 20:37

I WANT A BF LIKE THAT TOO!

MissEventide 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 9:21

That is adorable! You can be my date anytime =)

chimmy 0

Monday 20 July 2009 0:49

Seriously. She deserves it, that's the thought I would have if someone said "dressing up for the harry potter movie." I think its adorable, and I'd definitely give you a second date.

Travestie616 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 12:58

I agree entirely! There are more girls than you think out there that are looking for a guy who likes to read and dress up as Harry Potter, oddly enough, and I hope you find one soon =)