Protection

By Anonymous - 03/07/2020 08:01

Today, I went on my first date in a year or so. It was going great, but after we left the restaurant, we went back to her place, where I was quickly chased out of the house by her two daughters, and her grandfather with a shotgun. FML
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Clearly the kids didn’t want more siblings.

Ok. Next time bring her to your place.

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Clearly the kids didn’t want more siblings.

Ok. Next time bring her to your place.

Dating has changed a lot over the past year. Since we don't have baseball, Cock-Blocking has become America's pastime.

You dodged that bullet...

You mean shot (buckshot or birdshot or other varieties). Bullets are from pistols or rifles. Know your firearms!