Health: Today, I went on a first date with a guy. He parked his truck...

By Cuppycake - 04/05/2011 05:33 - Canada

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. He parked his truck and reached in his door side pocket and grabbed a little black zippered bag. Seeing this, I burst out laughing saying, "Wow, what's that, your change purse?" He replied, "No, I'm diabetic, this is my blood sugar monitor." FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

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Today, at physical therapy, the girl next to me had a blue armband. I said, "Hey, sweet iPod". She said, "Actually, I have diabetes." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2018 01:30

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By radicaloser - 25/03/2011 08:50 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with the guy I like. All of a sudden, he pulls out a small vial of his blood to give to me, proving his undying love. Curious, I asked where he had gotten the blood. His answer? A razor blade. In his nose. FML

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By sabrinatarmine_ - 22/07/2013 02:35 - United States - Carmel Valley

Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML

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By kcd - 23/02/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, I saw a girl texting at school. I told her she might want to put her phone away before she got a detention. She turned around and I saw she was changing her insulin level on her pump. She has diabetes. FML

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TookaWooka666 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 12:11

Nice, not only was the joke bad to begin with but then you find out he is a diabetic, you kind of deserved that one.

robc32ca 4

Wednesday 4 May 2011 12:16

wow. kind of explains why you were on a date instead of in a relationship...

Comments

funnylittlestory 0

Friday 6 May 2011 19:15

i have to agree i mean i am diabetic and its not like she was meaning to be a jerk

funnylittlestory 0

Friday 6 May 2011 19:18

Every one here is acting like they have never said anything like that to another person I for one am Diabetic myself I mean what she said was mean but not cruel its not like she told him something like oh you must be a F@$%% cause you have a change purse she simply said is that your change purse.

Slhruman 4

Friday 6 May 2011 20:44

So yeah, your pretty much have to give him a *******.

funnylittlestory 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 6:04

so tell me how does giving him a ******** slove this

aaronruark 2

Saturday 7 May 2011 1:56

hahaha fyl

AussieCavalier 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 15:49

wow. YDI for being a bitch

aims14 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 23:59

yesterday it was Thursday, today you are getting dumped

DarthVader007 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 0:00

Hahah you must feel like a total BITCH .

bigairlovemusic 5

Sunday 8 May 2011 6:11

Ouch.

nismo_r2 5

Sunday 8 May 2011 16:50

dumbbitch

OhMeShell 3

Monday 9 May 2011 22:25

Okay, I really don't understand why everyone is acting like this girl said a HORRIBLE thing. Honestly, I don't even think the situation warrants a post on FML. She was messing around with him... She knew it wasn't a change purse. I guess if he has absolutely NO sense of humor, maybe it upset him, but that wouldn't have had anything at all to do with what the bag was actually for. And even so wouldn't it be FHL (f his life- because you offended him... or even because he suffers from diabetes), not FYL (because you made an ass out of YOURSELF)?