Intimacy and Sex: TMI, DUDE!

TMI, DUDE!

By Anonymous - 16/10/2022 10:00

Today, it might be the day I ask my wife to peg me. Hope it goes well. FML

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By possibly fucked - 22/06/2014 20:34 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML

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It's the new craze!

By Peggy Peggerson - 09/10/2020 02:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I’d feel comfortable pegging him. I had no idea what that meant, so I had to look it up. I tried to keep an open mind but it was just too far outside my comfort zone. Now he’s sulking and complaining about me being a prude. FML

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Bad timing, hun

By Anonymous - 19/01/2023 22:00

Today, I just had surgery and my wife finally wants to have sex. Not that there haven't been enough other days in the previous years of marriage… FML

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Such a weird move either way

By 1337fade - 07/04/2011 05:19 - Denmark

Today, my wife figured that a good foreplay move would be to rub MY underwear in MY face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, my wife thinks I will agree to anything she says if she just pleasures me orally. I now found out, she is correct. FML

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By FriendZone - 03/03/2017 16:00 - United States - Abington

Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML

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By Steve.mc - 01/05/2011 07:03 - Canada

Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML

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The language of love

By disgusted - 24/09/2012 19:16 - United Kingdom - Harpenden

Today, my husband asked me to spoon him. He used it as an excuse to start farting on me. Yep, this is my husband. FML

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No kinkshaming, but come on…

By Anonymous - 30/11/2021 14:01

Today, my wife announced she wants to incorporate a saddle into our lovemaking. This might be fine, except she wants me to wear an actual 30-pound saddle, and I have bad knees. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 22:09 - United Kingdom - Hatfield

Today, I lost what should've been the easiest bet ever. Now I have to let my girlfriend go at me with a strap-on or forever be known as a sore loser. FML

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Anderling 32

Sunday 16 October 2022 10:10

Godspeed, dude. Remember to go slow and use lots of lube.

Plop 17

Sunday 16 October 2022 13:18

Well, however it goes, it'll be a pain in the ass for you.

Comments

Anderling 32

Sunday 16 October 2022 10:10

Godspeed, dude. Remember to go slow and use lots of lube.

sadumast686 3

Sunday 16 October 2022 13:15

Hope you enjoy it!

Plop 17

Sunday 16 October 2022 13:18

Well, however it goes, it'll be a pain in the ass for you.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 16 October 2022 17:00

It better, or you might get ****** in the ass...figuratively.

Gemfez 15

Monday 17 October 2022 13:38

How did everything go?

tiptoppc 19

Tuesday 18 October 2022 17:25

Yarr! There be booty a-plenty! Yarr!

ElizibethRose 4

Monday 27 November 2023 15:08

what's peg

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