Love: Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really hit it off...

By vividrabbit - 12/07/2009 13:29 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really hit it off with. Then he admitted that he was a recovering heroin addict and had to cut our date short to go to the methadone clinic. When I got home, I realized that my wallet was missing $40. I think he lied about the "recovering" part. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 16:00 - United States - Herndon

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By sadnj - 23/01/2017 15:30

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with my attractive and seemingly charming neighbor. Yesterday, his house was raided and he was arrested for running a heroin ring. FML

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By mighthavepaidfortwodates - 28/03/2019 22:00

Today, after an amazing date with a girl I like at a restaurant, I realized I foolishly forgot my wallet. When I returned, I spotted my date at another table on a date with a different guy. I also wasn’t able to find my wallet. FML

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By avaiia - 09/08/2016 20:32 - United States - Chicago

Today, I had a first date. We really hit it off and wound up watching movies together and talking late into the night. I ignored a developing migraine all night, then tried to leave hurriedly when it got bad. He stalled me leaving by asking what's wrong. I started vomiting. FML

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By Jaime - 31/03/2014 22:05 - United States - New York

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. Not only was he boring, he twice excused himself to go to the bathroom and both times he came back smelling of weed. FML

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By deewe - 13/05/2012 06:06 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML

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By Lonely Gay - 22/02/2012 09:37 - United States

Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML

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By Iron11 - 14/06/2016 20:52

Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML

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By GetOutOfMyHouseLoser - 08/12/2013 23:44 - United States

Today, my unemployed scumbag boyfriend sold a painting I had just bought so he could buy phoney drugs that he told me he had quit. FML

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Sunday 12 July 2009 21:08

Ever thought that MAYBE you POSSIBLY left the $40 at the restaurant, leaving it to pay for the bill but ACCIDENTALLY paying too much without noticing? You shouldn't just jump to the conclusion that your date stole it just because they take/took drugs.

ChefFrenchie 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:20

ewwwww well look at it this way, at least now you don't have to waste your time on a 2nd date

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ChefFrenchie 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:20

ewwwww well look at it this way, at least now you don't have to waste your time on a 2nd date

p00p0ster0us 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:25

Oh wow. What a crap-ass way to use you. Imagine, dating women to steal money from them. Wow. That guy has one foot in the grave.

inbloom_fml 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:26

was your date pete doherty? fyl.

kynzilla 0

Monday 13 July 2009 2:14

I died lol'ing.

yougetmecloserto 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:31

If the film industry has taught us anything, its that heroin addicts are young sexy Ewan Gregor-lookalikes, I wouldn't fuss if I were you.

grammar_nazi 0

Monday 13 July 2009 3:46

wtf

master565 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:36

at least it wasn't that much money

snowieflake 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 21:01

no kidding. at least it was only $40... he could have stolen your credit cards or even more cash... but yeah, FYL

freakdiablo 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 23:51

@19 With her credit card it would have been fairly easy to walk into a store and get cash back. It's kind of sad, but I've been to stores that don't check the name on the card.