Health: Today, I went on a first date with a guy. He parked his truck...

By Cuppycake - 04/05/2011 05:33 - Canada

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. He parked his truck and reached in his door side pocket and grabbed a little black zippered bag. Seeing this, I burst out laughing saying, "Wow, what's that, your change purse?" He replied, "No, I'm diabetic, this is my blood sugar monitor." FML

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By Chlo - 11/08/2019 22:00

Today, I went on a first date. We had the same phone, and we'd put them down next to each other on the table. I get a message and we both look. It’s my period tracker telling me to be careful, because the floodgates are opening. FML

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By vividrabbit - 12/07/2009 13:29 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really hit it off with. Then he admitted that he was a recovering heroin addict and had to cut our date short to go to the methadone clinic. When I got home, I realized that my wallet was missing $40. I think he lied about the "recovering" part. FML

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By dontask - 01/10/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By LA - 17/02/2009 01:31 - United States

Today, at physical therapy, the girl next to me had a blue armband. I said, "Hey, sweet iPod". She said, "Actually, I have diabetes." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML

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By radicaloser - 25/03/2011 08:50 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with the guy I like. All of a sudden, he pulls out a small vial of his blood to give to me, proving his undying love. Curious, I asked where he had gotten the blood. His answer? A razor blade. In his nose. FML

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By sabrinatarmine_ - 22/07/2013 02:35 - United States - Carmel Valley

Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML

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By Brianna Michelle Ferrell - 18/09/2018 13:30

Today, I went on a date with a guy and he kept winking at me. I thought it was really sweet until later that night he told me he had Tourette's. FML

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By kcd - 23/02/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, I saw a girl texting at school. I told her she might want to put her phone away before she got a detention. She turned around and I saw she was changing her insulin level on her pump. She has diabetes. FML

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Wednesday 4 May 2011 12:11

Nice, not only was the joke bad to begin with but then you find out he is a diabetic, you kind of deserved that one.

robc32ca 4

Wednesday 4 May 2011 12:16

wow. kind of explains why you were on a date instead of in a relationship...

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aj193344 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 6:13

On your first date?!? Come on!

Badnewsbears69 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 6:18

I think its funny and I'm a diabetic

jessistar1234 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 7:14

how mean are you! wow thats trucked up.

jcasebier 5

Thursday 19 May 2011 20:25

Whatd you do on the second date? XD

Liddo_Me_12 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 5:25

dude tht sucks u should've thought about what you were going to say first!!

brunettegurly 0

Monday 30 May 2011 18:54

wow. even if it was a purse you shouldn't have laughed.

SnookieBaybie 0

Friday 3 June 2011 3:04

what an ass hole

Kiing0fDarkness 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 3:41

inconsiderate bitch

head2133 12

Tuesday 7 June 2011 5:05

he probably didn't care unless he's shy or something I dnt care when ppl say shit about my diabetes i dnt kno bout him but I wouldve laughed

Webelman 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:31

You *****. Try to be respectful next time.

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