FML : Today, I brought a guy home for the first time in a while. Everything was going great, and we ended up breaking my bed. To clarify: we didn't have sex,...

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Today, I brought a guy home for the first time in a while. Everything was going great, and we ended up breaking my bed. To clarify: we didn't have sex, we just broke my bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By .22 - / Saturday 16 June 2018 04:00 / United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Intimacy

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By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7648801 - Saturday 16 June 2018 5:43

Worst, porno, ever.

By bluhbluhbluh | 11

#7648817 - Saturday 16 June 2018 7:55

How many times do I have to tell you, you're too old to jump on the bed.

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By RichardPencil | 25

#7648794 - Saturday 16 June 2018 5:12

Fat people need lovin’, too!

You need a reinforced bed frame when two of you decide to bump uglies.

By real life problems | 26

#7648797 - Saturday 16 June 2018 5:22

God damnit IKEA, you and your 'extra' pieces.

By Donut_Wizard | 23

#7648801 - Saturday 16 June 2018 5:43

Worst, porno, ever.

By wanted_2_want | 39

#7648804 - Saturday 16 June 2018 5:52

Let me guess:

You both were SOOO happy that started jumping in bed, right? Right?

By PenguinPal3017 | 15

#7648812 - Saturday 16 June 2018 7:17

I hope that only says something about the bed and nothing about you two!

By bluhbluhbluh | 11

#7648817 - Saturday 16 June 2018 7:55

How many times do I have to tell you, you're too old to jump on the bed.

By Mungolikecandy | 15

#7648821 - Saturday 16 June 2018 8:28

At least you had fun playing trampoline.

By Davros | 12

#7648842 - Saturday 16 June 2018 10:17

From Edinburgh eh? Must of been playing a mean game of hide the shillelagh

kerrygirl | 13

#7648889 - Saturday 16 June 2018 12:43

A shillelagh is Irish not Scottish

By dexter420 | 21

#7648854 - Saturday 16 June 2018 10:42

You gotta check the weight capacity on furniture first

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7648884 - Saturday 16 June 2018 12:16

There are many other places where you can have sex besides the bed. Shower sex, kitchen sex, garage sex, garden sex, playground sex, and much much more.