Today, I brought a guy home for the first time in a while. Everything was going great, and we ended up breaking my bed. To clarify: we didn't have sex, we just broke my bed. FML
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Donut_Wizard
| 23
Worst, porno, ever.
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bluhbluhbluh
| 14
How many times do I have to tell you, you're too old to jump on the bed.
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RichardPencil
| 27
Fat people need lovin’, too!
You need a reinforced bed frame when two of you decide to bump uglies.
You need a reinforced bed frame when two of you decide to bump uglies.
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real life problems
| 26
God damnit IKEA, you and your 'extra' pieces.
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Donut_Wizard
| 23
Worst, porno, ever.
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wanted_2_want
| 40
Let me guess:
You both were SOOO happy that started jumping in bed, right? Right?
You both were SOOO happy that started jumping in bed, right? Right?
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PenguinPal3017
| 19
I hope that only says something about the bed and nothing about you two!
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bluhbluhbluh
| 14
How many times do I have to tell you, you're too old to jump on the bed.
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Mungolikecandy
| 19
At least you had fun playing trampoline.
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Davros
| 12
From Edinburgh eh? Must of been playing a mean game of hide the shillelagh
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kerrygirl
| 13
A shillelagh is Irish not Scottish
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dexter420
| 21
You gotta check the weight capacity on furniture first
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Lobby_Bee
| 16
There are many other places where you can have sex besides the bed. Shower sex, kitchen sex, garage sex, garden sex, playground sex, and much much more.
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_Hakuna_Matata_
| 12
One of those is not like the others.