By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 11:45 - United States

Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said, "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML
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chocofudges 3

haha. that is really funny. how is this an FML?

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Cinn_fml 22

As someone (I think #6) said, at least he didn't break up with you. Also, are you sure he wasn't just joking to stop it being awkward?

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aardvarkish 15

Good call. Humor/Humour is a great gift.

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Filitov 0

Yeah. Sounds like this guy has a great sense of humor! Definately not a FML.

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1121osu2110 0

that's funny! how is this an fml? laugh it off and go on! burping and farting is nature! lol

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TiffanyBlews27 0

Exactly!!!! It is nature. Everyone does it, and if you're with someone that doesn't seem to want to beleive that, then DONT be with them. I mean, the human race would die out if people only married others that couldn't stand farting/burping in front of their significant other 'cuz if they think THATS gross, just think how they would feel about sex.

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Independantlove 0

1- I sawry you choked 2- awesome!! bet the burp was still weak ;) I could do better I'm sure ^_^ 3- oh heck yesh!!! u shoulda said yes n laughed at him bout it. farts r funny. (cept if they r from my dad @-@ then you just die) this isn't an fml, hehe tis an epic win! *favourites*

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RoccoRox 0

I bet you could do better, you look like my man friend Cody with long hair..

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Independantlove 0

thanks? ur so sweet. ;P

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Sexywifey91 0

lol that's pretty funny

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ANTLink19 4

hey, you already broke the burp fart barrier! That is great!!! Hardest part to make it through.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Agreed. :D She should beware, though, that at this rate, by date #5 she'll be regularly receiving the Poop Report.

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