FML : Today, I went on a date for the first time in months. Over dessert, my date told a joke, and I tittered vigorously, causing me to choke and throw up all...

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Today, I went on a date for the first time in months. Over dessert, my date told a joke, and I tittered vigorously, causing me to choke and throw up all over my date. FML

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You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 7 January 2011 23:42 / United Kingdom

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By fearfulsymmetry | 1

#1940860 - Saturday 8 January 2011 2:19

I wasn't aware you could titter vigorously.....I've heard of people working out vigorously, and arguing vigorously, but tittering? How the fuck do you manage to do that?

By alwa7sh | 2

#1940824 - Saturday 8 January 2011 2:14

that teaches you to not fake you titters

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By Stephhxbabyy | 0

#1940774 - Saturday 8 January 2011 2:08

damnn that sucks -__-

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1940799 - Saturday 8 January 2011 2:11

hehehe.... tittered

rallets | 22

#1940906 - Saturday 8 January 2011 2:26

your titters were all over the place

DudeImBetter | 0

#1940946 - Saturday 8 January 2011 2:40

is tittered a cooler way of saying laughed in the uk cause it sounds pretty stupid to me.

Penguinman909 | 7

#1940959 - Saturday 8 January 2011 2:47

I'm from the UK and I've barely ever heard the word tittered used instead of laughed. Must be a southern thing.

claiiire_fml | 17

#1940964 - Saturday 8 January 2011 2:48

it's not a southern thing.

cwhitney11 | 4

#1941269 - Saturday 8 January 2011 4:33

it's a jersey thing

Day_Dreams | 0

#1941296 - Saturday 8 January 2011 4:38

35 I believe 34 was talking about the south of England not the United States. other things in the world can be southern.

brandikinz | 4

#1941566 - Saturday 8 January 2011 6:24

56 it is not a 'jersey thing'. I have lived here my whole life and have never heard that word before. Ever. In my entire life.

cwhitney11 | 4

#1941642 - Saturday 8 January 2011 6:56

68-Americans would see the humor

iSitt | 0

#1941843 - Saturday 8 January 2011 8:29

is it queen's English ?

DancinKat | 0

#1942214 - Saturday 8 January 2011 10:13

It's a Jersey thing is from South Park when they made fun of the Jersy Shore.

27BronxBombers | 12

#2455378 - Wednesday 4 May 2011 3:14

titter is something similar to giggle. it's not a difficult word. some of you have a pathetic vocabulary. I'm 13 years old and I know what it means.

kaegomay12 | 17

#5290883 - Saturday 29 December 2012 1:02

yep that sucks

By baby610 | 4

#1940776 - Saturday 8 January 2011 2:08

yew toatally deserved it.

stephanie911_fml | 0

#1941614 - Saturday 8 January 2011 6:46

What are you doing, playing runescape?
"yew?"( :

baby610 | 4

#1941675 - Saturday 8 January 2011 7:09

I dnt get it

boopityboppity | 10

#1941744 - Saturday 8 January 2011 7:38

I get the distinct impression that this happens a lot, 79.

alicec123 | 0

#1943160 - Saturday 8 January 2011 16:22

84- LOL!

baby610 | 4

#2830384 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 12:31

no seriously I don't get it?
what is "runescape"?

DaDezza244 | 31

#4357601 - Thursday 26 April 2012 12:46

79-Runescape is a computer game

By tayytayyy | 0

#1940785 - Saturday 8 January 2011 2:09

bet it wasn't even funny -___-

Skroal_stomper | 5

#1941935 - Saturday 8 January 2011 8:43

Hey teyyteyyy? I read your profile. Where u from? Detroit? The greatest city.

baby610 | 4

#2830313 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 12:14

haha all racist kinda mean though.

By BandddGeekkk | 0

#1940788 - Saturday 8 January 2011 2:09

does that mean that when you go down on a person, you sometimes throw up all over them?

PeteyPablo12308 | 20

#2281599 - Saturday 2 April 2011 12:38

Lmfao!!!! ^^^ Omfg that's funny!

By GuitarNukka520 | 5

#1940794 - Saturday 8 January 2011 2:11

I've never seen anyone puke from something like that. Although, I wish I had it seems like it would be a hilarious situation

maybaybe | 0

#1940875 - Saturday 8 January 2011 2:21

LOL same here :)

GuitarNukka520 | 5

#1941101 - Saturday 8 January 2011 3:39

I imagine it being all awkward and just pure awesomeness ^_^

ifmlftw | 0

#2665755 - Sunday 12 June 2011 15:12

dude you have a huge nose

LilyZombie | 8

#4080467 - Friday 24 February 2012 4:00

5, your shower curtain makes for a great distraction from your cliché face. just saying. nothing to do with your comment.

By RosiePatosie | 0

#1940796 - Saturday 8 January 2011 2:11

Maybe he understands?

By emilyxorawr | 3

#1940806 - Saturday 8 January 2011 2:12

Don't be sad, there is always others.

By musickraze45 | 0

#1940820 - Saturday 8 January 2011 2:13

you life does suck haha

By alwa7sh | 2

#1940824 - Saturday 8 January 2011 2:14

that teaches you to not fake you titters

By Loulabelle | 0

#1940830 - Saturday 8 January 2011 2:14

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