Today, I went on a date for the first time in months. Over dessert, my date told a joke, and I tittered vigorously, causing me to choke and throw up all over my date. FML
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fearfulsymmetry
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I wasn't aware you could titter vigorously.....I've heard of people working out vigorously, and arguing vigorously, but tittering? How the fuck do you manage to do that?
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alwa7sh
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that teaches you to not fake you titters
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Stephhxbabyy
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damnn that sucks -__-
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TheRealFamilyGuy
| 5
hehehe.... tittered
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rallets
| 22
your titters were all over the place
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DudeImBetter
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is tittered a cooler way of saying laughed in the uk cause it sounds pretty stupid to me.
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Penguinman909
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I'm from the UK and I've barely ever heard the word tittered used instead of laughed. Must be a southern thing.
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claiiire_fml
| 17
it's not a southern thing.
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cwhitney11
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it's a jersey thing
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Day_Dreams
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35 I believe 34 was talking about the south of England not the United States. other things in the world can be southern.
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brandikinz
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56 it is not a 'jersey thing'. I have lived here my whole life and have never heard that word before. Ever. In my entire life.
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cwhitney11
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68-Americans would see the humor
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iSitt
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is it queen's English ?
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DancinKat
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It's a Jersey thing is from South Park when they made fun of the Jersy Shore.
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27BronxBombers
| 12
titter is something similar to giggle. it's not a difficult word. some of you have a pathetic vocabulary. I'm 13 years old and I know what it means.
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kaegomay12
| 17
yep that sucks
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baby610
| 4
yew toatally deserved it.
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stephanie911_fml
| 0
What are you doing, playing runescape?
"yew?"( :
"yew?"( :
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baby610
| 4
I dnt get it
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boopityboppity
| 11
I get the distinct impression that this happens a lot, 79.
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alicec123
| 0
84- LOL!
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baby610
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no seriously I don't get it?
what is "runescape"?
what is "runescape"?
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DaDezza244
| 31
79-Runescape is a computer game
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tayytayyy
| 0
bet it wasn't even funny -___-
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Skroal_stomper
| 5
Hey teyyteyyy? I read your profile. Where u from? Detroit? The greatest city.
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baby610
| 4
haha all racist kinda mean though.
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BandddGeekkk
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does that mean that when you go down on a person, you sometimes throw up all over them?
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PeteyPablo12308
| 20
Lmfao!!!! ^^^ Omfg that's funny!
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GuitarNukka520
| 5
I've never seen anyone puke from something like that. Although, I wish I had it seems like it would be a hilarious situation
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maybaybe
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LOL same here :)
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GuitarNukka520
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I imagine it being all awkward and just pure awesomeness ^_^
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ifmlftw
| 0
dude you have a huge nose
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LilyZombie
| 8
5, your shower curtain makes for a great distraction from your cliché face. just saying. nothing to do with your comment.
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RosiePatosie
| 0
Maybe he understands?
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emilyxorawr
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Don't be sad, there is always others.
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musickraze45
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you life does suck haha
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alwa7sh
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that teaches you to not fake you titters
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Loulabelle
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Goodbye second date