By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 23:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date for the first time in months. Over dessert, my date told a joke, and I tittered vigorously, causing me to choke and throw up all over my date. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 112
You deserved it 6 345

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I wasn't aware you could titter vigorously.....I've heard of people working out vigorously, and arguing vigorously, but tittering? How the **** do you manage to do that?

that teaches you to not fake you titters


rallets 22

your titters were all over the place

DudeImBetter 0

is tittered a cooler way of saying laughed in the uk cause it sounds pretty stupid to me.

I'm from the UK and I've barely ever heard the word tittered used instead of laughed. Must be a southern thing.

cwhitney11 4

35 I believe 34 was talking about the south of England not the United States. other things in the world can be southern.

brandikinz 4

56 it is not a 'jersey thing'. I have lived here my whole life and have never heard that word before. Ever. In my entire life.

cwhitney11 4

68-Americans would see the humor

iSitt 0
DancinKat 0

It's a Jersey thing is from South Park when they made fun of the Jersy Shore.

27BronxBombers 12

titter is something similar to giggle. it's not a difficult word. some of you have a pathetic vocabulary. I'm 13 years old and I know what it means.

baby610 4

What are you doing, playing runescape? "yew?"( :

I get the distinct impression that this happens a lot, 79.

baby610 4

no seriously I don't get it? what is "runescape"?

Hey teyyteyyy? I read your profile. Where u from? Detroit? The greatest city.

baby610 4

haha all racist kinda mean though.

BandddGeekkk 0

does that mean that when you go down on a person, you sometimes throw up all over them?

GuitarNukka520 5

I've never seen anyone puke from something like that. Although, I wish I had it seems like it would be a hilarious situation

GuitarNukka520 5

I imagine it being all awkward and just pure awesomeness ^_^

5, your shower curtain makes for a great distraction from your cliché face. just saying. nothing to do with your comment.

RosiePatosie 0
emilyxorawr 3

Don't be sad, there is always others.

musickraze45 0

that teaches you to not fake you titters