The Sweet Smell of Success

By let ‘Er rip - 13/10/2019 16:00

Today, I was out on my first date in months. My stomach didn’t feel quite right after dinner, but I tried to ignore it. During the movie, it got so bad I decided to try to sneak a small fart for relief. As soon as I did, the theater fell dead silent. My fart practically echoed in the silence. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 698
You deserved it 578

Same thing different taste

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Well it could have been worse ya could have shit yourself instead.

I don't smell a second date in your future.

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I don't smell a second date in your future.

Well it could have been worse ya could have shit yourself instead.

bullsonyourface 20

thats when you look around and go "what WAS that??"

pro tip. always go for dinner after a movie. that ways ud have something to talk about.