Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date. Went really well. She said she was excited to have date number two. It came to paying. I went up to pay. Turned around. She had gone. Number blocked. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
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Mauskau 36
Well you dodged a bullet there. Hopefully it didn't cost too much.
seacadet 18
what a ****.
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RedJns 3
why does everyone blame her? maybe OP was an ass and just "forgot" to mention that.
molliciousj 19
Sounds like she just wanted a free meal. I hope she was a cheap date. Sorry, OP.
9eberra1 6
Sorry I know I'm gonna get dislikes but real men don't expect a woman to pay on the first date what happened to chivalry it's not sexism it's proof that you appreciate her company, that's how the system started, these days chivalry seems to be taking out your woman's garbage or passing her the bong...
9eberra1 6
I understand this one was a bitch but still
amberv61 22
I don't think OP expected her to pay for the date, but using him for a free meal doesn't make her a real woman.
fwongraven 10
So why wouldn't a woman want to pay to show her appreciation of the man's company? Or are dates meant to be one-sided farces where the man worships at the woman's feet hoping that the free meal will be enough to make her consider giving him a chance?
frizz101 22
I agree, first dates you never go Dutch. But it was rude to just walk out after the meal.
Dthsapprntc 23
I believe that it is the person who asked the other out on the date that should pay for it. It just seems wrong to me that it is always the man who has to pay. I mean if a girl asks a guy out on a date, is it still his responsibility to pay for the date? In this case there isn't enough information. Is this a date that OP's friend set up for him because OP asked his friend for help? Or is was it the girl that asked OP's friend to find her a date? Or did OP's friend set the two of them up because they are both single and OP's friend thought they would be good together. In situation number one OP should have expected to pay, in number two, I'm gonna get shot down for this I'm sure, but I think the girl should pay, and in situation 3, they should split the bill. Regardless of what the situation is, that was a very rude way of ending the date.
tasha_rom 4
My first reaction is that that is a terrible thing to do to someone, then I realised, I'd probably do that... Sorry OP, but at least she was honest about not being that into you, too bad she left you with the bill.
bluucat 17
It's about her attitude, didn't even thank OP for the meal. And if she's not interested at least she could've refuse OP politely, not go "yah or nah" on him.
mzcupcakez 20
I think you should tell your friend about what she did and hopefully your friend can tell her that what she did was a total bitch move.
sergei_yusef 11
She needs a ****-punt :/
worldclassrager 41
Better luck next time and maybe next time will be the right one time will tell
Hilda_x 25
Girls like that make us all look bad. You deserve better, OP. Keep your head up.
fwongraven 10
I would pass on a message through your friend reminding her that she "forgot" to pay her half of the bill, and could she get that money to you as soon as is convenient?
donkinator 24
thats rough mate, as the above posters have already mentioned at least now you know shes not worth your time or effort. small price to pay i reckon