Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
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Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
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Mauskau 35
Well you dodged a bullet there. Hopefully it didn't cost too much.
seacadet 18
what a ****.
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Comments (129)
GuiLD15 7
With that revelation: "Sit your ass down, you ate too."
redshirt59 1
Well technically, the guy is supposed to pay for atleast the first date... But for her to just get up and walk out was rude as hell
zinnath 9
What a ****** bitch. Bitch needs to get knocked out of her high horse.
peachiekeen 5
Aren't men supposed to pay for the first date anyway?
Krb1995 5
bitch or nahh?
MissAttisyn 1
You deserved it if you expected her to pay or split the bill.