By Anonymous - 21/05/2015 20:41 - United States

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML
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I guess you got buns hun.

Should have just brushed it off and said sorry sir, I believe you may be in the wrong place for that dish. Try ordering something on the menu please

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Hey, at least you have a nice ass

I guess you got buns hun.

Hot cross buns maybe

That must mean my anaconda wants some.

Should have farted on him

I don't know why this is getting down voted. I've farted on all the girls that flirt with me, and none of them have bothered again!

It should have been hard to gather all that farts

Considering some of the stuff I've seen online, that might actually be counter-productive.

I'm pretty sure it got downvoted because you can't fart on your clients at work

Yes you can. We call it crop dusting. :3

As brilliant as this is, I feel it could hurt OP's chances at a good tip.

Yet, we can't say that OP wasn't offered the tip. If you know what I mean "creepy stare and smile"

Should have just brushed it off and said sorry sir, I believe you may be in the wrong place for that dish. Try ordering something on the menu please

oooooohhhhhhh...... smooth. Ima write that one down.

Or tell the old man that those buns are worth more than he can afford.

And if he can afford them, he's probably a millionaire, meaning sacrifices must be made for OP to begin Operation: Gold Digger.

No no. OP should have replied: Do you talk to your mom that way when requesting food during meals? "pass your ass, please" Can you imagine the spanking that would ensue...

They wanted a piece of that cake

If OP was a female, everyone would be screaming harassment. But no, he's a guy so he should just "brush it off."

At least you have an ass

Doesn't everyone?

Not that one fish in spongebob.. He lost his ass a while ago

Now that poor soul is stuck with the Iron Butt

Not Hank Hill. He had to wear a gluteal support device when he was lawnmower racing.

Customers always right!

No trust me, they're not.

except for when they're wrong.

I think it was from the movie waiting "the customer is always an asshole"

I thought you were a girl until i read the last word of FML

Looks like somebody missed the joke

At least it was a compliment. Hey, customer is always right ;)

You could take it as a compliment, I guess. Good luck with your new job though!

well now you know what some girls go through

Totally agree! So many jobs have this kind of behaviour going on... Pervy patients in hospitals, drunk people in bars, people hitting on retail staff for a discount. It's everywhere!