Love: Today, I went into a restaurant and sat at a bar near three...

By Tasty - 19/07/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I went into a restaurant and sat at a bar near three guys who appeared to be 19 or 20. They did not acknowledge me. 15 minutes later, my burger arrived. They all ran over to ask me about it. I haven't been hit on in months. My cheeseburger is more attractive to men than I am. FML

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You deserved it 6 920

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 19:07 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

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You deserved it 5 867

By Anonymous - 21/05/2015 20:41 - United States

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 030

You deserved it 3 261

By Anonymous - 18/12/2014 15:34 - Belgium - Antwerpen

Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 719

Pleased to meet you

By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 991

You deserved it 14 063

Thanks, I hate it!

By ugly - 14/11/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, I was in McDonald's with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, "Whoa, you're really pretty." No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, "Wow. He must have been drunk." FML

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You deserved it 3 522

Hangry

By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 22:18 - United States

Today, a man from across the bar looked at me, pointed, and said "MMMM, now THAT'S what I want." Offended, I confronted him to tell him I felt disrespected by him referring to me as 'that.' Turns out, he was pointing to the cheeseburger that the waitress behind me was holding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 900

You deserved it 54 714

By Anonymous - 20/07/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML

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You deserved it 13 573

By mynameisarmpit - 15/11/2010 06:48

Today, I went out to eat with my girlfriend. The waiter came up and was being nice. He said, "What can I get you two gentlemen?" FML

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You deserved it 4 670

By Tyler - 19/11/2011 07:58 - United States

Today, at my job as a cocktail server in a bar, a group of good looking ladies sat in my section. As I was finishing up with the table next to them I overheard one of them saying, "I hope we don't get that guy, I want a sexy waiter tonight." FML

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You deserved it 3 083

By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 17:00 - United States

Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML

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You deserved it 16 875

shiroun 0

Monday 20 July 2009 2:50

"Hey baby, when wanna play titanic?" "how do you play?" "When i say iceberg, you go down. Ready? Iceberg" -Girl goes down- -men steal burger and run-

djb23 0

Monday 20 July 2009 2:52

maybe if you ate less cheeseburgers you'd get hit on more..

Comments

Luckster 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:28

Best way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

anniebananie 3

Monday 20 July 2009 4:33

Maybe you should eat less cheeseburgers.

g00nie 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:39

That must've been a pretty amazing cheeseburger! I want one now lol.

cutebebe778 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:39

"Three guys who appeared to be 19 or 20." Go figure. You should be going for older guys.

unlucky_angel02 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:49

Totally agree

simplyapril 4

Monday 20 July 2009 4:42

your in a restaurant why would you expect to be hit on!!

unlucky_angel02 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:46

Ha. FYL. Wear low cleavage, hot pants, high heels, good makeup, nice hair, bla bla bla. You'll be more appealing to the men than a burger. LOL. Btw, agree with #'s 72 and 74.

highjumper31 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:54

Ha FYL... But they must have been some nerds to not hit on a girl, but ask about a burger; FTheirLives....ahahahahahahaha

dackattac 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:57

YDI. No offense, I mark YDI for all "I don't get as much attention as I think I deserve" or "people don't acknowledge how pretty I obviously am" entries.