Love: Today, I went into a restaurant and sat at a bar near three...

By Tasty - 19/07/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I went into a restaurant and sat at a bar near three guys who appeared to be 19 or 20. They did not acknowledge me. 15 minutes later, my burger arrived. They all ran over to ask me about it. I haven't been hit on in months. My cheeseburger is more attractive to men than I am. FML

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shiroun 0

Monday 20 July 2009 2:50

"Hey baby, when wanna play titanic?" "how do you play?" "When i say iceberg, you go down. Ready? Iceberg" -Girl goes down- -men steal burger and run-

djb23 0

Monday 20 July 2009 2:52

maybe if you ate less cheeseburgers you'd get hit on more..

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RaspberryBerret 0

Monday 20 July 2009 8:16

all that's coming to my mind is that veggie tales song. "cus you're his cheeseburger, his previous cheeseburger..." yeaaa...>

onlycusimbored 0

Monday 20 July 2009 8:39

Fag

andrewms 0

Monday 20 July 2009 10:30

19 or 20 seated AT the bar... what kind of place is that? guys even at that age have no self esteem or skills with chatting to strangers, maybe they used your tasty-looking burger as leverage?

eve09 0

Monday 20 July 2009 10:34

maybe stop eating so many burgers and they might hit on you more

officechair 0

Monday 20 July 2009 10:42

sitting alone... at a bar... eating a cheeseburger. cute girls just dont do that !

kytzackh 0

Monday 20 July 2009 11:11

Mmmmmmm! Cheeeseburgeeer! *drools*

unsafe_fml 0

Monday 20 July 2009 11:20

Sucks2beYouxD 0

Monday 20 July 2009 12:26

Having too high self-esteem?

sufferInSilence 0

Monday 20 July 2009 12:38

hahaha...ok this is bloody hilarious but did it ever occur to you that maybe they waitied for your burger to arrive just so that they could use it as a topic of discussion??