Love: Today, I went into a restaurant and sat at a bar near three...

By Tasty - 19/07/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I went into a restaurant and sat at a bar near three guys who appeared to be 19 or 20. They did not acknowledge me. 15 minutes later, my burger arrived. They all ran over to ask me about it. I haven't been hit on in months. My cheeseburger is more attractive to men than I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 19:07 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2015 20:41 - United States

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2014 15:34 - Belgium - Antwerpen

Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML

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By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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Thanks, I hate it!

By ugly - 14/11/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, I was in McDonald's with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, "Whoa, you're really pretty." No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, "Wow. He must have been drunk." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 22:18 - United States

Today, a man from across the bar looked at me, pointed, and said "MMMM, now THAT'S what I want." Offended, I confronted him to tell him I felt disrespected by him referring to me as 'that.' Turns out, he was pointing to the cheeseburger that the waitress behind me was holding. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML

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By mynameisarmpit - 15/11/2010 06:48

Today, I went out to eat with my girlfriend. The waiter came up and was being nice. He said, "What can I get you two gentlemen?" FML

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By Tyler - 19/11/2011 07:58 - United States

Today, at my job as a cocktail server in a bar, a group of good looking ladies sat in my section. As I was finishing up with the table next to them I overheard one of them saying, "I hope we don't get that guy, I want a sexy waiter tonight." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 17:00 - United States

Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML

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shiroun 0

Monday 20 July 2009 2:50

"Hey baby, when wanna play titanic?" "how do you play?" "When i say iceberg, you go down. Ready? Iceberg" -Girl goes down- -men steal burger and run-

djb23 0

Monday 20 July 2009 2:52

maybe if you ate less cheeseburgers you'd get hit on more..

Comments

Leaveittosteven 0

Monday 20 July 2009 14:39

How about you stop being such a lazy bitch and just talk to them rather than expecting everything to come to you?

cthulhu1138 1

Monday 20 July 2009 14:51

Sounds like you need to learn to take the initiative.

lolwatlol 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:14

How dare them not hit on you! dead penalty I say!

IllegalLight 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:41

What is there to ask about a cheeseburger? -- Can I have it?

Surfer101Babe 0

Monday 20 July 2009 16:51

So what do you expect every man you see to hit on you? And hey you're probably right that cheeseburger probably is hotter than you!

xljsk17 0

Monday 20 July 2009 17:37

She said she hadn't been hit on in months, so she wasn't saying "How come those guys didn't hit on me? I always get hit on!" Everyone likes to be hit on every so often anyway. It's a nice ego boost I dont think she deserved it

littlexlion 4

Monday 20 July 2009 18:20

I don't know... I personally rather eat a cheeseburger than a girl :D Mmm...cheeseburgers.

seriouslyFML1 0

Monday 20 July 2009 19:00

how about stop eating cheeseburgers and excercise and guys would maybe hit on you...lol

Bullshet 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 19:30

Yeah, because woman who eats a cheeseburger must be fat. Maybe we should all just stick to eating salads so we can appear attractive to liquored up men.

PimpinPenguin 0

Monday 20 July 2009 19:22

Im with those guys i mean look at it this way Burger:tastes good, dosnt complain, can have sex with and leave, instant, gives you energy on, silent You(all women):Tastes bad, nags, must cuddle after sex, have to work on, must use energy for, loud Pretty open and shut if you ask me