By mynameisarmpit - 15/11/2010 06:48

Today, I went out to eat with my girlfriend. The waiter came up and was being nice. He said, "What can I get you two gentlemen?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 667
You deserved it 4 661

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could be worse, he could have what can I get you two ladies?

At least if your girlfriend cries she can soak the tears up with her mustache.

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I love OPs name. :D

op ur gf is ugly as fuck

At least OP really isn't gay.

Leave the girl alone! It's all for the sake of Movember!

Try using a bra -_-

they're all pink on the inside

YDI for going out with such a manly woman.

lol ^^ says the 15 year old

"lol ^^ says the 15 year old" said justin bieber.

whoever makes Justin beiber jokes is probably 15

146 - True. Even more so because nobody looks like Justin Bieber in this "conversation," nor was it a well placed joke.

Yeah that was pretty much the lamest comeback I've seen in awhile.

hahaha time for a new gf op

what does op mean?

it's like this, everyone in the world uses it here, so in turn to be cool, use it to. just like the bridge, if everyone was doing it would you? OF COUSE, you can't repopulate to world by yourself can you?

op means original poster.

and WHAT does that mean? D:

NO! It means Obvious Penis.

It means original poster. And the girl is the op's niece...

No, the girl looks like a guy, so she obviously has a penis.

AWKWARD! haha or op means go outside and get some fresh air and get off the computer?

original poster means the person who wrote this FML that you commented on. and I'm crazy it actually said niece. sorry...

moderators aren't nice :(

I know. They killed my joke. :-(

^ Watch as 22 gets removed. This one probably will too, haha. Hey, is FML based out of China? Or is it owned by the Chinese government, at least?

well dont we look silly Mr Dover?

^ Not really. Maybe the FML staff kept my comments up because they have been enlightened that their excessive censorship borders on that of China. Or, maybe it was to prove me wrong. If that is the case, I really don't need any backup; my points are evident in nearly every other FML.

no it means opisitoon

operations

funny how you people the subject

@59 and 64: Oh yes, I look like an idiot. Or perhaps you look like poltroons. 'Fuck yeah, let's dis him then ban his account so he can't reply! Genius!' While you're at it, why don't you remove this comment and ban this account? It will only prove my point. Oh, and do feel free to ban this IP. It's fake anyways. :-P

How much of an ass am I? I couldn't be bothered to read the website rules, and think I'm entitled to act like a spoiled child because I didn't get my own way. Any other comment I make is just going to make me look like an even bigger child, and nobody gives a toss what I think in the first place! I'll just go play with myself for a minute, and then I'll be back to have a little moan again!

Alas, poor BenDover! I knew him, Horatio. /not obscure?

@59 and 64: Oh yes, I look like an idiot. Or perhaps you look like poltroons. 'Fuck yeah, let's dis him then ban his account so he can't reply! Genius!' While you're at it, why don't you remove this comment and ban this account? It will only prove my point. Oh, and do feel free to ban this IP. It's fake anyways. :-P --- HAHAHA! Thanks for proving my point. Today's my day off and I'm bored. So I'll be back.

@59 and 64: Oh yes, I look like an idiot. Or perhaps you look like poltroons. 'Fuck yeah, let's dis him then ban his account so he can't reply! Genius!' While you're at it, why don't you remove this comment and ban this account? It will only prove my point. Oh, and do feel free to ban this IP. It's fake anyways. :-P --- HAHAHA! Thanks for proving my point. Today's my day off and I'm bored. So I'll be back. --- @79: 'Fuck yeah, let's edit his comment because we're so cool! What a bunch of pussies we are!' Meh, this is too much fun and I'd rather just waste your time. So keep watching this thread, bitches. Are you even getting paid for your pathetic "job"?

Lol. Quite_Insane is quite entertaining...

@59 and 64: Oh yes, I look like an idiot. Or perhaps you look like poltroons. 'Fuck yeah, let's dis him then ban his account so he can't reply! Genius!' While you're at it, why don't you remove this comment and ban this account? It will only prove my point. Oh, and do feel free to ban this IP. It's fake anyways. :-P --- HAHAHA! Thanks for proving my point. Today's my day off and I'm bored - this is too much fun and I'd rather just waste your time. So keep watching this thread, bitches. Are you even getting paid for your pathetic "job"?

Maybe you meant "opposition"?

Object of the preposition?

I know you! You went to Fairbank right? :D

Mods: FUCK YOU and your censorship of comments! Take this down. NOW, BITCHES! Oh, and I ORDER YOU to ban this account and this IP address. I'll be back, fuckers.

Funny moderators....

Or he could just stay with his current girlfriend coz he likes her for who she is not what she looks like -_-

177, agreed

could be worse, he could have what can I get you two ladies?

no that wouldn't have been better it's worse for a girl to be called a man

how is that worse?

ydi...go get a pretty one! at least one that looks like a girl!

Obviously he didn't get with her for her looks. Go die.

She may be attractive to him. The waiter may have made a innocent mistake by looking at her and assuming she was a male, I've done it before but I thought the male was a female. Either way FYL OP.

5, OP is of a rare breed called the gentlemen. Learn from him.

More of an F Her Life.

YDI for dating a guy. xD

Don't be homophobic! lol

both of you are talking about shemales deal with it.if not go get a mangina

LOOOOOLLLL WTF xDDDDD

And this will be your girlfriend's version of today's event : " Today, I went out for a nice dinner with my boyfriend. The waiter being nice asked what the two gentlemen would like to drink, I'm a girl. fml" Seriously though FHL :(

Yeah, it's more like an FML for your girlfriend.

At least if your girlfriend cries she can soak the tears up with her mustache.

.....and beard.

…and penis.

maskedman - I love your pic! I also liked that show, back in the day.

I can't see it im on my iPod, I see the call of duty but Norbert other part

not the other part*

It says Carl on Duty Black Cops with a picture from Carl from Family Matters. Kthxbye

your gay;-|