FML : Today, I had to drive my drunk parents home from a party. They leaned out the window and barked at everyone we passed all the way home. FML

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Today, I had to drive my drunk parents home from a party. They leaned out the window and barked at everyone we passed all the way home. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By monquiqui - / Monday 4 July 2011 05:45 / United States

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By genesisnirvana | 11

#2818284 - Monday 4 July 2011 12:01

your parents are a win.

By Andrewlostnow | 3

#2818300 - Monday 4 July 2011 12:04

your lucky all my mom and dad do is purr and meow

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By genesisnirvana | 11

#2818284 - Monday 4 July 2011 12:01

your parents are a win.

italiangurrl | 8

#2818305 - Monday 4 July 2011 12:05

more like an epic win! :)

Jacobt24 | 19

#2818388 - Monday 4 July 2011 12:26

My friends just yell at people for fun when go go driving around (water balloons are fun also)

flawedgenius | 6

#2818431 - Monday 4 July 2011 12:36

epic win? yes in an embarrassing fail/I'm ashamed of my parents kind of way...

Monii_Harlz | 11

#2818503 - Monday 4 July 2011 13:22

don't worry op ! my rents do the same thing LOL

blanquito | 1

#2818547 - Monday 4 July 2011 13:41

They don't understand the concept of doggystyle.

ryno101 | 3

#2818593 - Monday 4 July 2011 14:06

one day when I'm a parent, I plan to be like yours, embrace it op, you could have ended up with worse...

dolphincheddar | 10

#2818957 - Monday 4 July 2011 16:16

drop them off at the dog pound so they learn their lesson? or bring them home and put them in a dog cage

ibitehard | 9

#2819460 - Monday 4 July 2011 17:37

Lol I bark at people from my car completely sober, they get soooo scared XD

Das_Judenburg | 0

#2819472 - Monday 4 July 2011 17:38

Prolly 'cause you're fat.

aussie_gemini | 5

#2819509 - Monday 4 July 2011 17:43

lmao 71 usually I'd tell you how much of an ass comment that is... but that caught me off guard so I couldn't help but laugh lol

senseisuncommon | 7

#2819865 - Monday 4 July 2011 18:59

ha. there your bitches now...

senseisuncommon | 7

#2819873 - Monday 4 July 2011 19:01

they're * stupid iPod..

lolwutsameme | 0

#2820402 - Monday 4 July 2011 20:36

Absolutely barking mad!

Angel_Vice | 0

#2820770 - Monday 4 July 2011 22:25

At least they didn't go wee wee wee allthe way home.

zendaddy0 | 0

#2820960 - Monday 4 July 2011 23:12

I'm guessing driving really fast next to a stop sign is out of the question?

turkishjew | 0

#2969174 - Monday 25 July 2011 4:18

C-c-c-c-c Combo Breaker

By athena3100 | 9

#2818286 - Monday 4 July 2011 12:02

i love ur parents!

ImaWiseGuy | 5

#2818540 - Monday 4 July 2011 13:36

haha, in my experiences when parental's age some what mirrors their drunken I.q. tend to be pretty awesome...

FlipInBrosky | 4

#2818644 - Monday 4 July 2011 14:45

"Did somebody say Scooby snacks? Zoinks Scoob!"

whybother8 | 0

#2818765 - Monday 4 July 2011 15:41

your parents are the best! you should've joined them.

kitarakya | 0

#2830399 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 12:38

i barked at a dog the other day. i was sober though.....

By Andrewlostnow | 3

#2818300 - Monday 4 July 2011 12:04

your lucky all my mom and dad do is purr and meow

runtodarkness | 0

#2818441 - Monday 4 July 2011 12:39

you pussy...

xJudii | 5

#2818638 - Monday 4 July 2011 14:42

Cat;)

By middletin | 0

#2818312 - Monday 4 July 2011 12:07

you should've joined them... don't be a party pooper

laurbear12 | 3

#2818436 - Monday 4 July 2011 12:39

ya definitely before driving

ambowew | 7

#2818571 - Monday 4 July 2011 13:54

And just leave the car to drive itself home.

afdude87 | 6

#2818650 - Monday 4 July 2011 14:48

I'm sure she meant barking but ok..

CEG3 | 0

#2819404 - Monday 4 July 2011 17:28

37- In Soviet Russia, the car drives you, so technically if they were in Russia, the whole family can bark out the window :P

middletin | 0

#2820706 - Monday 4 July 2011 22:10

I meant she should bark too and join in... retards!I meant she should bark too and join in... retards!

itsbritneybixchh | 0

#2821305 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:17

haha #69 winning!

i3urton | 2

#2845199 - Friday 8 July 2011 6:11

hayyy ;)

By FusionCharger27 | 0

#2818315 - Monday 4 July 2011 12:08

woof?

jessiilovee | 0

#2849502 - Friday 8 July 2011 19:35

someone needs a shock collar... (;

By BountyBass | 13

#2818324 - Monday 4 July 2011 12:09

who let the dogs out??!!!!!!! woof woof who who WHO???

By raebeglan | 7

#2818334 - Monday 4 July 2011 12:09

i feel your pain.. and it sucks having to be the mature one all the time ... I don't think you were a party pooper

ImaWiseGuy | 5

#2818552 - Monday 4 July 2011 13:44

but if your parents can't be drunk and immature in front of you who can they then?^

hardcoreFML4223 | 0

#2818825 - Monday 4 July 2011 16:01

no one cares

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#2819643 - Monday 4 July 2011 18:06

Nobody cares that you don't care.

Other then me, stating this obvious fact.

Irony? Maybe. Stupidity? Possibly.

erocketship | 0

#2821823 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 2:08

You! sound like the party pooper his parents just don't gv a fck and enjoy their lives.

By carameldrizzle | 0

#2818335 - Monday 4 July 2011 12:09

i wish my parents were that fun

xleanne_aLly | 23

#2819713 - Monday 4 July 2011 18:18

did your tongue piercing hurt a lot? annnd how much was it?

mahomie97 | 7

#2820100 - Monday 4 July 2011 19:31

$15.96 plus s&h.(:

ollierobs | 0

#2820746 - Monday 4 July 2011 22:21

A Spanish chick from Canada eh?

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#2821303 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 0:16

Way to be a creeper #101... even I don't do that.

And boy, am I creepy...

By ambowew | 7

#2818347 - Monday 4 July 2011 12:12

Are these the other dogs that your great grandmother was talking about?

By coolkid_matt | 11

#2818374 - Monday 4 July 2011 12:19

WTF!?! LOL.

Xx_Dakota_xX | 1

#2818762 - Monday 4 July 2011 15:40

y so serious? o.0

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You deserved it

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