By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 01:00 - Netherlands - Zwijndrecht

Today, I was rehearsing for a school play. My drama teacher keeps criticising the part where I fake-trip, saying I make it look terribly fake. During today's rehearsal, I actually tripped for real, and smashed my kneecaps against the floor with a scream. He still said my "acting" sucked. FML
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OhDearBetrayal 25

When people are judging, they tend to show bias. He probably had the scene in his head and he wouldn't accept anything different.

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JR_Goes_Rawr 11

Tell your teacher to get his act together cause he's tripping.

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OhDearBetrayal 25

When people are judging, they tend to show bias. He probably had the scene in his head and he wouldn't accept anything different.

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CharresBarkrey 15

He's probably also frustrated because the old saying "Those who can't do, teach," rings true in his case.

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mb2_native 15

Either that or OP may be one of those 'overly dramatic fallers', I know a few people like that and a few people did that at a store I used to work at, some people just don't know how to trip or don't want to get hurt while fake tripping so you can sorta tell. Well I can anyways, not all the time, but for the most part.

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mb2_native 15

Forgot to mention that some of the few who failed to fall tried to sue for the rugs being turned up a bit.. We would watch the camera and see them fall before the rug or the rug being completely flat.

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kristabelli 19

You can't win with him I guess OP, no matter what you do. Teachers like that are annoying. I'll bet he plays favourites too.

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saraitkddh 47

true, or maybe he is just mean and jealous

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DEATHBYEX1LE 11

Now remember how you did that and do it in the real peformance! Good luck!

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PenguinBitch 43

It's bad luck to say 'good luck' on opening night! Instead, substitute it with 'break a leg'.......oh pardon me, she almost did.

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joshiepo0 18

Bad luck to say it any time in theater not just on opening night.

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mb2_native 15

I think she took the 'break a leg' saying pretty literal..

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cgguardian 17

I guess he thought you were a slight "fallout"...

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LO388 7

¿Que?

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ALlamaOnFire 20

Fallout boy....? That would work if the OP wasn't a girl.

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alitbaby 14

#26, your ignorence is showing.

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Linkerdoodles 15

35, your ignorance* is showing too.

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ICastillo 24

Dang OP can't even make a real fall look good. Time to move on to a different career.

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cheertrombonist 9

..I've got to fake being shot in the head on stage... I wonder...

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obnint 3

Ask him to demonstrate a "good way" to trip

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JR_Goes_Rawr 11

Tell your teacher to get his act together cause he's tripping.

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kamikrazy 6

No. She is.

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freshko21 6

Hahaha Great Pun!!

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eyesmile27 7

Maybe you should wear heels - those things can make anyone trip.

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NickaPLZ 26

Yeah I'd "fake trip" into punching him in the balls if he's nearby.

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jenniferlynn0575 6

well thats disappointing

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Kkkdawg 27

Your comment is disappointing.

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Satoaoi 13

no he sucks Cuz he's the one teaching

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