Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML
Today, at work, an elderly lady came up to the cash register with a flyer in her hand, and asked if we had a certain item. I told her we did not have any left, and we would be getting more next week and if she wanted, I could give her a rain check. She hit me in the face with her purse. FML
Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML
Today, since it's company policy, I had to go to the back of my small store to retrieve an item for a customer, even though I was working by myself. I came back to find that since she couldn't get into the cash register, she found and stole my purse instead. FML
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML
Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML
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eduardo2k 0
employee of the month - should ask for a raise
hXcsoccerplaya 0
stupid consumers. cashiers don't get paid enough to put up with the shit they already go through
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Comments (107)
buttshapedfruit 0
hahahaha!!! that calls for a promotion! :D
Bertha5 0
ahaha! FYL
mrgsx600 0
lol that's y you should be nice to people, people are assholes
LemonStarship 5
Points for accuracy
littlelizard111 0
I agree with #951!!!!!!
deathmajestic 0
wow i hate that joke its too old
abciseasyas123 0
Okay people the OP had to check the suitcase to see if there was an merchandise in it. There wasnt so she made a joking comment. The customer had shoved all the stolen merchandise into her purse(thus the "heavy" purse part) got nervous hit the OP with the purse and ran out of the store. I hate to sound like a bitch but ts really not that hard to understand.
abradant_spoon 0
that's not what i got out of it. i read it to be like the OP had to check inside the suitcase and found merchandise and made the joke. the woman was really trying to steal and got nervous and hit the OP with her purse that happened to be heavy.
sadistmonkey 19
um...you just said exactly what abciseasyas123 said...
abciseasyas123 0
I used to work retail and no one that i know of would have made a joke like that.
sadistmonkey 19
oh wait nevermind...no, abradantspoon is right
jdb2009 0
Whoever clicked on "...deserved it" is a ******* loser.
turdburgers 0
Pretty much everyone on fml is a loser. What's your point?
newsgit 0
welcome to the internet.
heartagram_in_ro 0
@11 she used you're correctly.
TheLetterZero 7
After I pointed it out. :P You should try reading the rest of the thread, #37, before posting that.
heartagram_in_ro 0
you're = you are. you ARE stealing. Not your stealing.
laitinator 0
gutted for you