Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML
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Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML
Today, at work, an elderly lady came up to the cash register with a flyer in her hand, and asked if we had a certain item. I told her we did not have any left, and we would be getting more next week and if she wanted, I could give her a rain check. She hit me in the face with her purse. FML
Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML
Today, since it's company policy, I had to go to the back of my small store to retrieve an item for a customer, even though I was working by myself. I came back to find that since she couldn't get into the cash register, she found and stole my purse instead. FML
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML
Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML
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eduardo2k 0
employee of the month - should ask for a raise
hXcsoccerplaya 0
stupid consumers. cashiers don't get paid enough to put up with the shit they already go through
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Comments (107)
sasharaee 0
woow, way to put yet another fake story on fml >_< lmao
xzy86 0
wow, way to quickly assume that it was a fake story you ******* loser OP is my coworker and this DEFINITELY happened
WTFsGoingOn 0
I don't get why everything has to be fake. Seriously? Every single FML ends up with at least one person saying it is fake for some stupid reason. Why is this fake? Because it was actually funny? Why can't anyone just enjoy this damn site without acting like an idiot? I hope they take away our ability to comment. This site would be way better if I didn't have to read a bunch of stupid people's responses. I would miss the cool people though...
teacher411 0
Actually you're stands for you are as in "Look at all the stuff you are stealing". Your shows posession...retards! OP that sucks
null_fml 11
Actually the FML originally said "Look at all the stuff your stealing", hence the corrections made by various people. THEN the FML staff edited the original post to what it should have been... retard!
ggallegos13 2
Haha good job! I wonder why she did that! People are so weird sometimes, I swear. I was just confused as to if the lady was stealing anything or not.
AmeOwl 0
The stuff was not in the suitcase! It was in the purse! If this simple paragraph has tripped so many people up, no wonder this nation is so gullible!
djbean09 0
damn that sucks. but you're not paid to be a security guard so not your fault
me5 0
You didn't have to pay, did you
rooskieroo 0
that suuuuuuucccckkkkkssss !! shoulda ran outta the store n tackled er!
bethosu77 0
what the hell are you talking about? they used the word you're correctly in their fml! you're stands for you are! it takes out the a and adds an apostraphi (however you spell that word) now if you use your that would be like saying, that is your ball! gawd people!!!
bethosu77 0
i retract my last statement. I didn't know fml people correct the op grammar! lol they have no life!!
eleni_fml 0
HAHAHAHAHA first one that made me laugh in ages :)