FML : Today, I was with my kids. We saw a tiny little bug and they started freaking out. Trying to show them that bugs are not scary, I picked it up. It bit...

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Today, I was with my kids. We saw a tiny little bug and they started freaking out. Trying to show them that bugs are not scary, I picked it up. It bit me and now I have to go to the doctor because my hand is the size of a balloon. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Sally256 - / Sunday 3 May 2009 15:53 / United States

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By Jaywin | 3

#165031 - Sunday 3 May 2009 20:29

What bug was it? I mean if it looked dangerous you should've known but if you thought it was a ladybug or something harmless, then that's just bad luck.

By i_am_tiff_21 | 0

#165071 - Sunday 3 May 2009 20:35

Next time listen to your kids. I hate bugs except for ladybugs, butterflies, and caterpillars.

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By Jaywin | 3

#165031 - Sunday 3 May 2009 20:29

What bug was it? I mean if it looked dangerous you should've known but if you thought it was a ladybug or something harmless, then that's just bad luck.

By Spiffy | 0

#165047 - Sunday 3 May 2009 20:32

Next time just leave it alone

By PaperxHearts_xox | 0

#165052 - Sunday 3 May 2009 20:32

Ouch. Hopefully you'll be okay, though.
but you shouldn't pick up bugs you don't know about.
but better you than your kids, right?
( btw, 3rd! )

By ptrek85 | 0

#165054 - Sunday 3 May 2009 20:32

You shouldn't lie to your kids, bugs can be harmful.

YDI for lying

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GiddyXD | 0

#980341 - Friday 16 April 2010 12:58

eeh she was showing them that bugs werent scary idiot.

By tinkerbell67 | 0

#165055 - Sunday 3 May 2009 20:33

that SUCKS. i'm sorry, it must have not looked dangerous!

By buttdonkey | 0

#165063 - Sunday 3 May 2009 20:34

way to go, haha

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Stryker78cRS | 15

#5900534 - Sunday 30 March 2014 22:27

Ikr EPIC FAIL

By i_am_tiff_21 | 0

#165071 - Sunday 3 May 2009 20:35

Next time listen to your kids. I hate bugs except for ladybugs, butterflies, and caterpillars.

By _comic_ | 0

#165073 - Sunday 3 May 2009 20:35

she may have just had an allergic reaction to it... the bug doesnt have to be poisonous

By tWitt3rBuG | 0

#165074 - Sunday 3 May 2009 20:36

Ouch! That's why bug spray or even brooms were invented!

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fluorescentadole_fml | 8

#3596620 - Thursday 17 November 2011 10:02

your user name now seems insincere.

By Big_Kane | 3

#165090 - Sunday 3 May 2009 20:38

Spiders aren't bugs.

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