Animals: Today, I was with my kids. We saw a tiny little bug and they... - FML

By Sally256 - 03/05/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was with my kids. We saw a tiny little bug and they started freaking out. Trying to show them that bugs are not scary, I picked it up. It bit me and now I have to go to the doctor because my hand is the size of a balloon. FML

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Sunday 3 May 2009 20:29

What bug was it? I mean if it looked dangerous you should've known but if you thought it was a ladybug or something harmless, then that's just bad luck.

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Sunday 3 May 2009 20:35

Next time listen to your kids. I hate bugs except for ladybugs, butterflies, and caterpillars.

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Sunday 3 May 2009 20:29

What bug was it? I mean if it looked dangerous you should've known but if you thought it was a ladybug or something harmless, then that's just bad luck.

Spiffy 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 20:32

Next time just leave it alone

PaperxHearts_xox 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 20:32

Ouch. Hopefully you'll be okay, though. but you shouldn't pick up bugs you don't know about. but better you than your kids, right? ( btw, 3rd! )

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Sunday 3 May 2009 20:32

You shouldn't lie to your kids, bugs can be harmful. YDI for lying

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Friday 16 April 2010 12:58

eeh she was showing them that bugs werent scary idiot.

scriph 12

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Friday 7 June 2019 7:11

Except... Bugs are creepy for a reason?

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Sunday 3 May 2009 20:33

that SUCKS. i'm sorry, it must have not looked dangerous!

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Sunday 3 May 2009 20:34

way to go, haha

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Sunday 30 March 2014 22:27

Ikr EPIC FAIL

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Sunday 3 May 2009 20:35

Next time listen to your kids. I hate bugs except for ladybugs, butterflies, and caterpillars.

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Sunday 3 May 2009 20:35

she may have just had an allergic reaction to it... the bug doesnt have to be poisonous

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Sunday 3 May 2009 20:36

Ouch! That's why bug spray or even brooms were invented!

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Thursday 17 November 2011 10:02

your user name now seems insincere.

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Sunday 3 May 2009 20:38

Spiders aren't bugs.

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