Healing

By Manatee - 11/05/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor. I had a spider bite that had been getting progressively larger for days. I had been putting Neosporin on underneath the bandage that was on it. The doctor saw my wound and laughed. He said the spider bite was no big deal, but that I was allergic to the Neosporin. FML
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pippysthename00 0

Hahaha, I love this.

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mattmag 0

Well, now you know. Stick to the old-school stingy peroxide stuff.

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nolasaints 0

ya. this isn't even a fml. it's just a ironic moment.

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TiNyBuBbLeZ 0

they should make an app called "ironic moments of faggots"

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Likian5 26

Bullshit this ain't an FML. It definitely SUCKS to be allergic to one of the most effective disinfectants out there...

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pippysthename00 0

Hahaha, I love this.

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pajamurao 0

haha when I read it, I was hoping he'd get Spidey powers at one point.

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Ilovelife07 0

Yeah, not too bad, at least it wasnt on your junk or something

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vroom_fml 0

Not FML status, just more of an annoyance really...

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ashketchummmm 0

laaaame as hell.

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pippysthename00 0

#4, it never says where the spider bite was. For all you know, it could have been on his "junk".

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PureGold 0

haha, I moderated this one xP lol who would have though that could happen? FYL indeed. I hope it heals soon!

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Ilovelife07 0

#8, truth, idk why but i for some reason assumed it was on his (another assumption, or her) finger or something

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