Health: Healing - FML

Healing

By Manatee - 11/05/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor. I had a spider bite that had been getting progressively larger for days. I had been putting Neosporin on underneath the bandage that was on it. The doctor saw my wound and laughed. He said the spider bite was no big deal, but that I was allergic to the Neosporin. FML

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pippysthename00 0

Monday 11 May 2009 20:37

Hahaha, I love this.

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Monday 11 May 2009 20:50

Well, now you know. Stick to the old-school stingy peroxide stuff.

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Monday 11 May 2009 20:36

Shit, that's gotta hurt.

nolasaints 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:30

ya. this isn't even a fml. it's just a ironic moment.

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Saturday 26 March 2011 4:57

they should make an app called "ironic moments of faggots"

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Friday 13 July 2012 7:54

Bullshit this ain't an FML. It definitely SUCKS to be allergic to one of the most effective disinfectants out there...

pippysthename00 0

Monday 11 May 2009 20:37

Hahaha, I love this.

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Sunday 4 July 2010 8:01

haha when I read it, I was hoping he'd get Spidey powers at one point.

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Monday 11 May 2009 20:38

Yeah, not too bad, at least it wasnt on your junk or something

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Monday 11 May 2009 20:38

Not FML status, just more of an annoyance really...

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Monday 11 May 2009 20:39

Damn that sucks

ashketchummmm 0

Monday 11 May 2009 20:39

laaaame as hell.

pippysthename00 0

Monday 11 May 2009 20:40

#4, it never says where the spider bite was. For all you know, it could have been on his "junk".

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Monday 11 May 2009 20:42

haha, I moderated this one xP lol who would have though that could happen? FYL indeed. I hope it heals soon!

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Monday 11 May 2009 20:44

#8, truth, idk why but i for some reason assumed it was on his (another assumption, or her) finger or something

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Monday 11 May 2009 20:48

Slap doctor's face for laughing!!!

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