By Anonymous - 3/9/2019 18:00

Hey Scratchy!

Today, I got a mosquito bite under each armpit. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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By jbuckets_404 | 38

#7839382 - Tuesday 3 September 2019 18:49

Guess your next deodorant brand oughta include DEET in its ingredients list.... :D

By acmariner99 | 23

#7839383 - Tuesday 3 September 2019 19:07

ooh, ooh, ah, ah. Monkey noise or scratch relief, you decide!

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By jbuckets_404 | 38

#7839382 - Tuesday 3 September 2019 18:49

Guess your next deodorant brand oughta include DEET in its ingredients list.... :D

By acmariner99 | 23

#7839383 - Tuesday 3 September 2019 19:07

ooh, ooh, ah, ah. Monkey noise or scratch relief, you decide!

By RichardPencil | 27

#7839389 - Tuesday 3 September 2019 19:49

At least it's not on your crotch!

Scratching your armpits makes you look like a garden-variety idiot like Mary Catherine Gallagher. If you scratch your crotch, they call you a pervert!

By GamerChickxoxo | 15

#7839460 - Wednesday 4 September 2019 1:55

facepalms...Boobs. Those are called your boobs dear

By bullshtbrenda | 2

#7840142 - Friday 6 September 2019 15:48

at least it's not on ur butt

By DrSamba | 7

#7841682 - Monday 9 September 2019 1:42

I get bitten a lot when I come back from the gym. Mosquitoes are attracted to CO2 and possibly sweat.