Hey Scratchy!

By Anonymous - 03/09/2019 18:00

Today, I got a mosquito bite under each armpit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 432
You deserved it 162

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Guess your next deodorant brand oughta include DEET in its ingredients list.... :D

ooh, ooh, ah, ah. Monkey noise or scratch relief, you decide!

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Guess your next deodorant brand oughta include DEET in its ingredients list.... :D

ooh, ooh, ah, ah. Monkey noise or scratch relief, you decide!

At least it's not on your crotch! Scratching your armpits makes you look like a garden-variety idiot like Mary Catherine Gallagher. If you scratch your crotch, they call you a pervert!

facepalms...Boobs. Those are called your boobs dear

at least it's not on ur butt

I get bitten a lot when I come back from the gym. Mosquitoes are attracted to CO2 and possibly sweat.