Hey Scratchy!

By Anonymous - 03/09/2019 18:00

Today, I got a mosquito bite under each armpit. FML

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jbuckets_404 38

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Tuesday 3 September 2019 18:49

Guess your next deodorant brand oughta include DEET in its ingredients list.... :D

acmariner99 25

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Tuesday 3 September 2019 19:07

ooh, ooh, ah, ah. Monkey noise or scratch relief, you decide!

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jbuckets_404 38

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Tuesday 3 September 2019 18:49

Guess your next deodorant brand oughta include DEET in its ingredients list.... :D

acmariner99 25

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Tuesday 3 September 2019 19:07

ooh, ooh, ah, ah. Monkey noise or scratch relief, you decide!

RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 3 September 2019 19:49

At least it's not on your crotch! Scratching your armpits makes you look like a garden-variety idiot like Mary Catherine Gallagher. If you scratch your crotch, they call you a pervert!

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Wednesday 4 September 2019 1:55

facepalms...Boobs. Those are called your boobs dear

bullshtbrenda 2

Friday 6 September 2019 15:48

at least it's not on ur butt

DrSamba 7

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Monday 9 September 2019 1:42

I get bitten a lot when I come back from the gym. Mosquitoes are attracted to CO2 and possibly sweat.

Nearly

Today, like yesterday, I've read so many FMLs that the randoms are repeating and I know that I've voted on at least a few of same ones everyday. And I'll probably do it tomorrow. And the next day. FML

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Today, I realized that as I don’t have Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or any of the other things of the world today, this is my only contact with the world other than work. FML

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Spicy

Today, after I hooked up with a guy the other night and we had lots of fun, (or so I thought), I woke up to a text saying, “I feel worthless and disgusting after having sex.” He said he was a virgin and he’s a Christian. FML

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Today, I caught my cousin's husband ogling me at a party. I decided to talk to him, but each time he'd avoid me. Eventually I confronted him about staring at me; he then pointed at the front of my dress, my nipple had slightly snuck out of my low-cut dress. FML

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