Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML
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Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, is January 1st. Last night, I threw a party. Only 3 people came. Luckily, one of the people who came was the love of my life, I had been hoping to get a midnight kiss from him. Unluckly, he decided to get back with his ex-girlfriend. At my party. They were liplocked almost the whole time. FML
Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML
Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
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AeryFairy 10
... are you sure he was your boyfriend?
yourlifesux 0
wow. he's not even worth it, then. D:Ii'm sure you could do way better! C:
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jaded_gal 0
Time to flatten my man's "happy sacks" and then blow him a kiss when you leave as well as a tumbler full of whatever your drinking.
forreal1 0
two months! no wonder he was doing that. but hes pretty stupid for doing it right infront of you
jtjwsnake 0
and i bet youre still dating the poor bastard... think: if he was making out with someone else then its the girl's fault they hadnt kissed yet. what's that say to me? weak will. and if you dont have the will to kiss your boyfriend after 2 months, you probably dont have the will to break up with him after something like this.
OlieBaby1625 0
I agree with 111 and 112. I don't care if neither of you have ever kissed. a guy who is interested is not gonna take that long to kiss you. espeically if he is that willing to make out with some random girl right in front of you. guy doesn't sound shy to me. sounds like you need to get a life.
sadyrman 0
brilliantly put. simply said: he's not that interested or doesnt think you are. Either way, OP blew her chances. Oh well, hopefully lesson learned.
lilmissghost 0
I woulda kicked him in the nutts! **** the haters girl your better than him. <3
sadyrman 0
why do people always insist they are "better" than the other person? I see this as a bit of a quandry, from what I can tell this was no serious relationship with little to be invested (there cannot be a whole lot invested in only 2 months, ESPECIALLY with no kissing involved), and following these lines, either she did not seem interested or did not pick up that he really wasnt interested any more. Either way, she was no longer a part of his romantic equation. Mutual fault, she still deserves it for not communicating with him then complaining when he acts as an individual and does what is correct according to his own life. He should NEVER subjugate himself to another human being, especially after 2 months with no physical evidence. Furthermore, I would be more angry at the ***** that managed to steal him that easily. She had to offer what he wanted, OP did not. Now i would totally agree with you if OP had said, "I turned around with my hand in his and his tongue was down this other *****'s throat." That in itself is just a douchey mood, but really, she's lucky she could still find him as the ball dropped if this is a reasonably adult situation.
Margui_fml 1
I totally agree!
kittykat1708 0
yeahh, if you guys haven't even KISSED after two months him kissing another girl is 100% your own fault.
xXPreppy_EmoXx 0
I once dated a gy like that... Of course, I was horribly angry that he cheated on me... But what angered me the most was that I thought he was special... If I were you, I would've dumped his ass then and there... Unfortunetly, I stayed with my ex 6 months AFTER he cheated on me... Multiple times.
annehgreen 0
jinkies!!! dump his ass! you're way too young to be waiting around for some ass wipe <3
loveyoubabexo 0
aww im sorry! he's obviously a douche for doing that. and so what if they haven't kissed and they've been together for two months. that doesn't mean he can just do whatever he wants because he wants to. it's rude and dumb for him to makeout with a random girl.
Apple_Scented 0
I made my bf wait for 5 months before I let him kiss me :] He was shy. And I thought it'd be a bit of fun. Besides, I wouldn't let him kiss me while he was still thinking about his ex == Or for a while after he told me he'd stopped. But I'm thinking that this is in reference to New Year kisses.