Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML
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Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, is January 1st. Last night, I threw a party. Only 3 people came. Luckily, one of the people who came was the love of my life, I had been hoping to get a midnight kiss from him. Unluckly, he decided to get back with his ex-girlfriend. At my party. They were liplocked almost the whole time. FML
Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML
Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
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AeryFairy 10
... are you sure he was your boyfriend?
yourlifesux 0
wow. he's not even worth it, then. D:Ii'm sure you could do way better! C:
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Comments (162)
ironwolf56 5
Umm two months and you haven't kissed? Sorry hon YOU might think he was your boyfriend but he probably thought you were his "female buddy." Sounds like serious lack of communication.
anonymousely 0
Stop judging. Plenty of people wait to kiss. Took my boyfriend 3 months to pluck up the courage -- and yes, were have been exclusive the whole time. High schoolers don't have too much sense. Leave em alone.
sadyrman 0
courage, this was OBVIOUSLY not an issue he had.... and believe me, being a guy, it actually pisses us off when girls do that stupid stuff. Its a kiss. A FREAKING kiss. NOT CUTE, annoying. Seriously. I refer to previous post and revoke half your internets.
dave6000 0
u deserved it ..who doesn't kiss for months..
laurazaro00191 0
geez 2 months and no kiss? poor guy
basspro 0
*****
Bigbird16 0
So what? If they waited 2months. I didn't have my first kiss till i was 15. Nd my boyfriend(now ex) waited. I think it was wrong of him 2 do that his a douchebag.
bella789 8
2 months for your first kiss? I can hardly stand waiting 2 weeks...very sloww
Lizzyyy 6
Well, if he can't wait for you then he's not worth the time because if he can wait, then he really does care about you and respect you. But since he can't he's a douche.
sykokitti 15
cuz you're most likely busted, and he cant have no busted girl as a wifey you're in friend status and that's all you will get
iLuvBunnies 0
Your boyfriend is an ass!