Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML
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Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, is January 1st. Last night, I threw a party. Only 3 people came. Luckily, one of the people who came was the love of my life, I had been hoping to get a midnight kiss from him. Unluckly, he decided to get back with his ex-girlfriend. At my party. They were liplocked almost the whole time. FML
Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML
Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
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AeryFairy 10
... are you sure he was your boyfriend?
yourlifesux 0
wow. he's not even worth it, then. D:Ii'm sure you could do way better! C:
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Comments (162)
bawse 0
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RANDOM GIRLS KISS YOU!
bawse 0
but in all seriousness, there are plenty of nice guys out there, you just have to look hard!
jazzyjc15 0
oh what a hoe that girl was. and what a dick that guy was. just go out and find another guy...one who doesn't wait two months to kiss you(:
elementomega 0
he's not ur bf. u imagined he was ur bf.
godlovesme 0
you are a sad stalker - I find it quite funny
bridgetoparadise 0
I'm sorry that happened to you. Romantic relationships involve some sort of intimacy. If they don't, they aren't romantic. In a normal adult or adolescent relationship (not pre-adolescent), for future reference: if a guy says he wants to be with you but agrees not to kiss you, he may have a fear of intimacy, psychological problems, he may not be attracted to you, or he may be gay.
sadyrman 0
Unfortunate. However, being a not 14-year old male with some actual real worl experience. I would have to say that from the boyfriend's point of view, he probably either didnt think you were together or just plain didnt think you were going to follow through. My guess was you were going to surprise him with a new years kiss and he was already at the point of saying "forget this chick, I am going to take care of me." Realistically, that is the only thing he should really be caring about, because obviously, after two months TWO MONTHS, religious or not, "saving yourselves" or not, its so arbitrary that its retarded. sorry hon, you deserve it, not just for holding out on the guy but not looking into his experience or what he wanted before clamping down the oh no, two months is sooo soon to kiss. There's more interesting and special things in any relationship. and quite frankly you suck at them.
tschoiuss 0
UUUMMMMM yeah, who waits TWO MONTHS for a first kiss?!?!?! Its more like the first date. Your fault and good job.
teddy3412 0
lmao hannie_bird isnt even the OP so shes a lying sack-o-crap. itSucks is the OP. also i cant believe you havent kissed yet. ive madeout with the girl i like plenty of times. i think in these times its just a given that u kiss on or around the first date unless ur like in middle school or something.
cheermonster13 0
how have you been with him for two months and you havnt kissed him yet?? ydi.
verno02 0
I think she meant the first kiss of 2010..... i hope so anyway...