By emma_waters23 - 26/04/2013 00:11 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML
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Koravel 10

Officially less attractive than a dog

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EddiE_CN 8

This FML is faker than my girlfriend's ******

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ElizaZee 9

#1: you, my friend, have just made my day. You deserved the first comment.

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Koravel 10

Officially less attractive than a dog

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Or she could have meant he was just complementing her on the dog and not her, he could have felt that she was being a bit conceded thinking he was talking about her

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Mister_Triangle 21

That's not too bad. I mean, have you seen how some dogs look?

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cocacola999 27

Hopefully your dog didn't go hotdogging after that...

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Koravel 10

"Who's a good girl? Yeah that's right YOU are!" That ring a bell?

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Wizardo 33

He sounds like he's barking up the wrong tree, show him a ruff lesson OP.

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cocacola999 27

Someone who's been desperately trying to use that juvenile pun on girls for ages ("You're pretty... Haha, I was talking to the DOG!" must be one of the oldest jokes to pull on strangers).

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timelessone 16

Better keep your dog close, I heard there was a dog pervert on the loose in your area OP.

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kidclarke 15

Should have just played it off like you were thanking him for complimenting your dog. Lol.

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tygerarmy 35

Would it have been worse if he called you a good girl and pet you after?

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RedPillSucks 31

Not if he petted her in the right places.

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