Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML
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Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML
Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML
Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML
Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML
Today, I was unloading Cokes outside of the movie theater I work at. While bent over, I heard someone call out, "Damn girl, you got a fat ass," followed by, "Oh God, that's a man!" I am indeed a man. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me, "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML
Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML
Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML
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AiDen2 2
Professor Oak." Are you a boy or girl?"
daringtoride 27
Come on, OP - you definitely deserved that.
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Comments (53)
wildcat90 1
As much as i would like 2 make fun of you...i cant. Done the same. Sry man.
sourpatchkidd77 3
LOL that's what you get for scopin booties out
callie123amy 4
Guys don't have an ass, it's usually flat. So I am confused why u would think a man has a perfect ass?
stoptrying 9
Because you've seen every guys ass, right?
withered 30
Guys do have ass. Same as women do. If you exercise/are fit you have an ass.
Satoaoi 13
that's hot lol
StanSmith2013 26
Surely you could tell it was a bloke by the clothes they were wearing etc?
BellaFurfaro 12
The guy in front of us*
noelasis94 18
And your friend said its to late to late to take it back now didn't he so the real question is did you take it back after the fact?
thuminthumz 5
dude ..bad news ur gay ..
Guru_Gal 12
My friend has done that three times. We'd be walking along and she'd say the guy across the street was hot or had a nice arse, then I'd have to tell her it's really a girl. She does seem to like really feminine looking/sounding men.
britzy_03 19
So? Just because someone is the same gender as you doesn't automatically mean you can't think they have a good booty without being gay!