Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML
Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML
Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML
Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML
Today, I was unloading Cokes outside of the movie theater I work at. While bent over, I heard someone call out, "Damn girl, you got a fat ass," followed by, "Oh God, that's a man!" I am indeed a man. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me, "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML
Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML
Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML
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Top comments
AiDen2 2
Professor Oak." Are you a boy or girl?"
daringtoride 27
Come on, OP - you definitely deserved that.
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Comments (53)
rivaraven 35
Why can't it look good? I mean... my boyfriend's ass is really nice. Well, I'm gay too, but still.
xRezSynn 15
There's no way you did not deserve that.
Enslaved 38
Harry: Look at the buns on that. Lloyd: Yeah, he must work out.
perdix 31
Maybe you think you are "notgay," butt you really seem to be into dude's asses. It's a good time for you people -- now you can serve openly in the military and soon you may even get to be a Boy Scout. Equality for everyone!
Dmeister2008 3
Obviously op thought dude was a chick from behind cut him some slack
laden_swallow09 35
52- He was trying to be punny, just not very well this time.
jellyghost 12
Being gay equals fml to you? man up and.ask that perfect ass out.
Nicholi124 10
Never look at the back always look at the front first lol you will be shock to find the perfect back and a ugly front.
sirsquab 12
in Japan they even have a word for that
kisecawchuck 11
This FML has made my day
ulissey_fml 22
You got a Response to your Rapid Attack..;now when you Kongregate you can all play Boottylion.
kieralumina 30
so what if its a guy? a perfect ass is a perfect ass.
panicsdisaster 17
Damn skinny jeans..